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[Currently serialized article: The ancient saying "I just want to bring him to justice" (cold, taciturn, idiotic and evil woman x upright, talkative, omnipotent, virtuous and loyal man)]
[Female rough, violent, illiterate mountain king x male, old-fashioned, arrogant, delicate and weak civil servant]
Lu Sanqi was born with supernatural powers. He uprooted weeping willows at the age of six, and killed tigers with his bare hands at the age of eight.
At the age of ten, she didn't have enough to eat, so she disguised herself as a man and became a bandit.
Wu Congzhou, the reincarnation of Wenqu, could compose poems and antitheses at the age of five, and was good at writing beautiful parallel prose at the age of nine.
At the age of twenty, he passed the imperial examination and became a good minister.
The two were originally unrelated, but they went to jail together and became inmates.
[As soon as Lu Sanqi entered prison, he saw someone trying to hook Wu Congzhou]
Wu Congzhou: You robbed me of my money back then, and I don't want to settle the accounts with you. Now help me!
Lu Sanqi: Please ask me and I will help you.
Wu Congzhou: *With tears in his eyes, ashamed and angry* Please, please...
Lu Sanqi: *Kicked the man and carried Wu Congzhou behind him* That's it. I don't like to watch men having sex with men.
Wu Congzhou: *I was so shocked by these rude and straightforward words that I fainted*
[Due to the overcrowding in the prison, the two people who originally enjoyed a single room were locked together and suffered day and night.
One day, I looked at other inmates who had been reassigned because of their love affair in prison, and looked at each other in tacit understanding]
Wu Congzhou: I don't want to live in the same room with you. How about we...
Lu Sanqi: Okay, let's pretend to do it together.
Jailer: *overheard everything and sneered* Do it as much as you want, do whatever you want, let's see how long you can keep pretending.
[Thus, the two went from talking openly about love to holding hands to hugging]
Lu Sanqi: Why didn't the jailer react at all?
Wu Congzhou: No, we can't give up, otherwise all the sacrifices we made earlier will be in vain!
Lu Sanqi: Oh, I don't want to have sex with you anymore, it's so disgusting. *Use the charm attribute of the Mountain King to gather various talents you met in prison to directly overthrow the royal family*
Intention: You have to do it even if you don't want to do it
