[Male author of cool writing x third-rate romance novel writer]
Jiang Lingbai has been feeling both lucky and unlucky recently. Fortunately, a handsome guy moved in next to him. Unfortunately, he had offended the handsome guy. The handsome guy still had some brain problems, so he asked himself if he liked him. However, the most unlucky thing was that he was inexplicably caught up in a plagiarism scandal.
He repeatedly tried to explain to his true master to no avail. Because the opponent was too powerful and he did not dare to fight head-on, he "blackened" and chose another way to penetrate the enemy.
As the saying goes, if you know yourself and the enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without danger. He successfully "came ashore" with a smooth rainbow fart.
Jiang Lingbai also relied on this trumpet to eat a handful of the master and his friends. Unexpectedly, one day the master's friend came to the door and asked how to chase his wife.
Under the temptation of money, he used his lifelong learning to help him catch up with people.
But why did he eat this melon and get it on himself?
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Jiang Lingbai: "Wait a minute, the so-called friend of the great god is your trumpet, then who are you chasing?"
Chen Chuzhou: "It's you!"
Chen Chuzhou: "I didn't expect you to love me so much and even open a small account to help Lao Gong chase me."
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No, my original position was that of a skinny "black fan"!
In a word, I used a trumpet to help my boyfriend successfully pursue me without knowing it.
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He has a wonderful brain and loves to listen to Rainbow Fart Attack
When no one is around, I feel a bit dramatic
The strategy is a bit stinky, but I can conquer it myself.
Two first loves, two idiots in love
Logic noob, don't delve into it
Motto: Hard work will pay off