I am Chun Nan, this is the thirty-third pervert I have met, and now... I am going to die.
As a new employee at the Kuaishou Live Broadcasting Headquarters, what I need to do is to attract the attention of the viewers as much as possible in the Kuaishuan world.
Me: "Can I not?"
System [You don't want to go home? ]"
"All right. "
After that, I chose the no-brainer cookie route, preparing to retain the audience with my relaxed and lively daily life and sweet love.
Just when I thought everything was going well, my romantic partners and non-romantic partners all showed up, holding knives and asking me who I would choose!
My childhood sweetheart stared at me aggrievedly, and even though blood was flowing from his forehead, he still leaned in and kissed me. I vaguely heard him ask: "Don't look at me like this, you are not like this on the phone." "
If you can, tell me about the fact that you dressed up as a woman and tricked me into online dating!
Brother Leng Leng Ku's face flushed, he put my hand to his lips, rubbed it, and said in despair: "Don't you feel anything? Such a cruel heart. "
Why didn't you tell me about threatening me with photos?
When faced with questions from perverts, I have only one sentence for them: "You are a pervert, are you still reasonable? ! "
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Ps: I want to write about some dark male ghosts, mine men, and heavy men, so be careful to avoid lightning. Those who appear to have close contact with each other in the article are all Taung Slices.
Intention: Don't make excuses.