The Aloof Nezha Descends to the Altar for Me

It is known to all the three worlds that Nezha hates furry living creatures the most. By chance, Bai Tan'er was caught stealing the fairy peach by Nezha. She trembled with pink and white mouse ears and said: Shushu, I am going to die! In the end, instead of peeling off her skin or beating her muscles, Nezha put her in his arms. From then on, the cold-faced God of War was surrounded by a little guinea pig who loved to cause trouble. Bai Tan'er soon discovered that the notorious third prince was actually a plush man! As soon as she made a mistake, she would immediately change back to her original form, nuzzling his fingertips, pretending to be pitiful with tears in her eyes. Later, Nezha violated the rules of heaven as a spiritual pet and was expelled from heaven. After she went down to the world, she became the master of a cave. However, Guanshiyin Bodhisattva chose her to create one of the eighty-one difficulties for Monk Tang in his journey to the west. One day, she finally caught Tang Seng and wanted to let Sun Wukong leave. Tang Seng was done. She did not wait for Sun Wukong, but instead waited for the angry Third Prince. The Third Prince's eyes were filled with scarlet red: "I heard from the Great Sage that you want to get married to Tang Seng." "I'm not, I didn't, I was wronged!" * After Nezha returned to heaven, the gods discovered many things that were wrong. The cold third prince turned into a warm man, washing his hands and making soup for a little monster. Bai Tan'er looked at Nezha who was cooking for her with her hair tied up by Hundian Ling, and couldn't help but said: "Nezha, your God of War persona is broken, do you know that?" And he lowered his eyes: "Well, I'm just showing it to you." Reading GuidePrivate settings are like mountains, the writing style is relatively relaxed and funny. The copy was written on April 18, 2025, and the copy was revised on June 5. [Pre-accepted for collection] "Seizing the Bird" Meng Lanru searched for her fiancé for thousands of miles and finally found her in a temple. He didn't recognize her, but she tried her best to beg him to return to secular life and fulfill his promise. After countless twists and turns, her husband's heart finally fell in love. During the day, he is an eminent monk with a solemn appearance, but at night, he is a monster who regards desire as his path. He hugged her next to the Buddhist altar and whispered in her ear: "Look, the Buddha closed his eyes for us." She was filled with joy, just waiting for him to keep his promise, and stay together with him in commoner clothes and jade hairpins, until that day, she accidentally heard someone call him "Your Highness". Only then did she realize that he was the prince imprisoned in the temple, and she was just a bird that accidentally entered the cage during his lonely years and kicked it away when it had enough fun. After she discovered the truth, she ran away quietly. * Murong Xuan was imprisoned in the temple, and the former prince was trapped in a small place. The ancient Buddha with green lanterns is full of withered and silent eyes. That day, a young lady burst into tears and claimed to be the person he had been betrothed to since childhood. He only found it ridiculous. She cried until the end of her eyes turned red, as wet as a bird that had accidentally fallen into a cage. He looked at it, feeling a bit teasing in his heart for no reason, and simply let her stay. She didn't know the inside story, she just thought he was a beloved man and served him carefully every day. Even though he knew it was a mistake, he didn't reveal it and came into her tent every night. He entered the East Palace... The timid little tit ran away. When he caught her, he dug three feet into the ground but couldn't find any trace. Could it be possible that a weak woman like her turned into a tit and flew away into the sky? * The imperial sister wanted to marry a general who already had a wife: "Since we already have a wife, we just want to divorce. He scolded in a deep voice: "Nonsense. His wife is pregnant. " When he saw it, the rotten wife mentioned by the general was none other than the little tit that flew away from his palm. His expression darkened inch by inch, and in the end it was so cold that it could freeze: "Heli. They must make peace! " 1. The male protagonist is not a good person and has a low sense of morality. He chased her away and took possession of her by force. 2. Double clean, 1v1, he Copy written on October 27, 2024 and revised on January 2, 2026 Mission: Actively strive to create a better life.