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Lin Tan went on a blind date. The other person had a broken leg and came in a wheelchair. He had a handsome and slutty face. At first glance, she couldn't handle it.
After a brief chat, she tactfully expressed that the two could be friends.
The other party understood and nodded gracefully.
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Shortly after he declined the blind date, Lin Tan heard a netizen who had known him for many years lament: "Dating is all about externals and is unreliable."
Lin Tan agreed.
"For example, my brother, because he has a scumbag face, was rejected on a blind date and his self-esteem was bruised." The netizen sighed, "I had an argument with him and said that people would like to chat with him for five minutes, just because he was sitting in a wheelchair and pitying him. He actually believed it and became angry!"
Lin Tan: "...?"
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Jiang Huiyan went on a blind date. The other person had a gentle temperament and met his criteria for choosing a mate.
After getting to know each other for a while:
A gentle and tolerant girlfriend ×
Fiancée with a poisonous tongue and hidden needles √
Jiang Huiyan: "Is your temper getting worse?"
Lin Tan: "What qualifications do you have to criticize others with a bad temper?"
Jiang Huiyan:.
This is probably his retribution for judging people by their appearance.
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This is a story where both the male and female protagonists judge people by their appearance.
1. 1V1, SC, sweet text.
2. It is purely fictional, please do not substitute real people.
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The new article "Zombie Love Rules" is being updated:
Fu Qi accidentally entered a closed tomb while performing a mission. When he was half asleep, he caught a thief stealing his clothes.
The little thief is a girl who calls herself the owner of the tomb and is an undead zombie.
Zombie: "I used to be called Princess Liuli, Meng Lishang, Bing Wuying, Ling Fei Xiye. I am a zombie with a story... But now, you can call me baby!"
Fu Qi felt that this might be an ancient, non-mainstream zombie.
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Qin Zhen is a zombie who has lived alone in the tomb for who knows how many years. When he was taken out by Fu Laoqi, he was very excited and worried.
"Aren't you afraid of causing riots when you bring zombies to human society?"
Fu Laoqi: "No."
"In case a Taoist priest wants to catch me, you have to help me prove that I have never eaten anyone."
Fu Laoqi: "I think too much."
"Why are you thinking too much? Haven't you seen the movie? Zombies and Taoist priests are mortal enemies!"
Fu Laoqi still said the same thing: "I won't tell you."
The door of the tomb exploded, revealing the light. Qin Zhen opened her eyes nervously and saw the building outside collapsed and ruins everywhere. Among the ruins, several "people" with pale faces like her were rushing towards her, covered in blood and screaming.
"Here, zombies similar to you are everywhere." Fu Laoqi pulled out a long knife beside him, split the brain of a zombie with one blow, and said calmly, "Baby, welcome to the zombie apocalypse."
Qin Zhen: "..."
Outrageous!
1. Zombie background, sweet text.
2. Romance and love story, CP Qin Zhen*Fu Qi.
Motto: Don't judge people by their appearance.
Reader comments
Very sweet! But I feel like the third lady and I are both enemies turned lovers. The male and female protagonists are also somewhat similar in design. Both the male and female protagonists are very good. But the male protagonist's design is better, making people feel that this male protagonist has no shortcomings except his annoying mouth. The portrayal of the female protagonist is not as good as that of the male protagonist, perhaps because the female protagonist's perspective does not depict too many details of the female protagonist herself.
After reading this, you will be in a good mood for the whole day! ! ! (P≧w≦q)
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The characters of the male and female protagonists are very vivid and special, and the emotional line between the two is very interesting, with a slight sense of warmth [Panda Head]
Very pretty! Lin Lin is so cute, I really want to have Lin Lin's mouth
Very sweet! But I feel like the third lady and I are both enemies turned lovers. The male and female protagonists are also somewhat similar in design. Both the male and female protagonists are very good. But the male protagonist's design is better, making people feel that this male protagonist has no shortcomings except his annoying mouth. The portrayal of the female protagonist is not as good as that of the male protagonist, perhaps because the female protagonist's perspective does not depict too many details of the female protagonist herself.
After reading this, you will be in a good mood for the whole day! ! ! (P≧w≦q)
It's a sweet article that is so comfortable and smooth to read! [Ju Tang]
Is it just a couple's game? [Dog Head] How exciting is it? [Orange Candy] I tasted it [Purple Candy] kswl
I like funny articles [Come on]
I like funny articles [Come on]
I like funny articles [Come on]
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Purple Sugar]kswl[Purple Sugar]kswl beg the author to write a new article
The characters of the male and female protagonists are very vivid and special, and the emotional line between the two is very interesting, with a slight sense of warmth [Panda Head]
Very pretty! Lin Lin is so cute, I really want to have Lin Lin's mouth
There are two big dogs, they are so cute! ^ ^