When people's intelligence is low to a certain level, they often display some non-human thinking patterns, and their behaviors and lifestyles are extremely close to wild animals, especially monkeys.
Hanabata Yu's sister Yoshiko is the best among idiots
While at home during the holidays, in order to avoid being pestered by Kako, Yu Hanabata decided to work part-time at a tutoring agency to earn some pocket money.
Opening the door of the tutoring classroom and looking at the dark crawling on the ground and the distorted students imitating monkey screams on the desks, Hanahata Yuu fell into deep thought.
On the first day of part-time job, I wanted to die
On the second day of my part-time job, I felt crazy and wanted to die.
Day three of part-time job, stinky monkey! ! !
Hanahata Yu, who was driven crazy by the monkey, found a role-playing game called "Master, I have a plan" on the Internet.
In the game, she needs to play the role of a strategist to advise her boss, Master Natsuyou, to instigate a rebellion against Satoru Gojo, the strongest fighting force and former best friend, and ultimately achieve the great goal of eradicating all monkeys in the world.
She immediately clicked to download and punched hard in the game
Hanabata Yu: The monkey thing is not important, the main thing is that she wants to help my dear leader. It would be too sad for a close friend to turn against her!
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The girl with long flowing hair fell onto Xia Youjie's bed without warning. She was as beautiful as an elf and could capture a man's heart easily.
Looking at the ID card above her head that looked like a game NPC [The Dog-Headed Military Advisor Irresistible], Xia Youjie frowned: You——
She looked over, sat on him, put her white hands into her chest, took out a banana, and said directly into his mouth: Shh! Eat a banana first and let me think about how to instigate your best friend to eliminate the monkeys.
One month after Hanabata Yu appeared, Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru reconciled.
Gojo Satoru: What did she ask you to do today?
Xia Youjie: Nourishing Odor Water
Gojo Satoru: Huh?
Xia Youjie: You told me to grow the stinkiest stinking water and blow up the non-magicians to death. What about you?
Gojo Satoru: Smell farts
Xia Youjie: Such niche writing...
Gojo Satoru: She locked me up with the hungry monkeys and made me smell farts
Demining:
The part-time heroine who forces a smile in reality and strikes hard in the game
The name of the technique is [100% Adoption of Opinions]
cp is the leader
Question Xiayou, understand Xiayou, and become Xiayou
This crazy work was tortured to the point of collapse by my monkeys. Who invented this elementary school student? I suggest you destroy it directly.
Please assume that all members are adults
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Intention: Bitter summer