The Whole Network's Black Live Broadcast of Cursing People Went Viral

[Purely eating melons makes me feel happy. "Eating melons keeps you alive, but it becomes popular." Please add it to your collection. The copy is at the bottom~] - [Through the book + love variety + live broadcast + horse fall + sand sculpture] Killing women and beheading men, the strong-mouthed female star vs. The boss who seems to be a rational career critic but actually hides his love brain - Once reborn, the emotional blogger suddenly changed into a romantic girl? Is it an ideological regression or a moral decline? Follow me, Qi Yi Weng—ah, that's right! Poverty! Jian Xiao, who was completely cheated by the huge liquidated damages, could only fall in love with the variety show and play the role of a white flower with the reputation of being the black one on the Internet. Facing the weird guests, she was submissive on the show, attacked hard on the Internet, and started to do her job—— The Emotional Blogger (Vicious Tongue Version) is here! But why is this love story different from what she thought? In addition to the romance drama competition and the sweetness ceiling, the romance drama she joined - "Collapse Club"? Until one day Jian Xiao discovered that she was not reincarnated at all, but was actually wearing a book! ---------Small Theater--------- -1- Before the emotional blogger fell off the horse Jian Xiao: Money is hard to make, shit is hard to eat, how can you go to work without suffering! Especially my colleagues are a bunch of crazy people. Netizen: Hug the anchor, touch his head to comfort him After falling off the horse Netizen 1: So the poisonous tongue man, the daddy dog, the affectionate brother, and the weak body monster are all talking about my brother? ! Pupil earthquake. Jpg Netizen 2: Leave it alone! Look, she's even making fun of herself! ## Quickly reached the top of the hot search list -2- Original book plot: After the hero and heroine unexpectedly spent the night together Male protagonist: "This is five million. Once you accept it, it will be as if nothing happened before." The heroine: Feeling humiliated, her eyes turned red, she bit her lower lip, she was about to cry and was about to say no. Jane's smile drifted silently: "Take it!" This is a confidentiality fee, not a sleeping fee that should be charged! Hostess: Huh? Ah! ! Open your mind completely Note: 1. Variety shows, emotional live broadcasts and others account for 50%, 30% and 20% respectively, with more barrages. 2. The plot flows, and the male protagonist appears late. 3. It's cool to wear books and have no prototype. ———— "Eat melon to survive, but it became popular" Please collect it~! Wearing books/live streaming/eating melons/sand sculptures/shuangwen - Lin Mu is dead but not completely dead On the verge of death, relying on a system that appeared out of nowhere, he took his last breath and completed the binding and successfully passed through the book. Good news: alive Bad news: You won't live long, only 5 minutes left. Lin Mu: ... Limited 5-minute book-traveling experience? System: [Hello host, the system number 666 is dedicated to serving you. It has detected that the host life is seriously insufficient and has automatically activated the novice protection applet] Redirecting, please wait... [My friends are all using Chiguare. You can borrow Chiguare with no worries. It's regular, safe, and your account will be credited quickly—if you choose the right platform to borrow Chiguare, you can feel at ease! Newcomers have a super low discount on their first loan - 1,000 Melon Heat Values ​​for 1 minute of life, and you only get 10% off today! Lin Mu: 6. The wind of lending has finally reached the system world. - In order to stay alive and gain popularity, Lin Mu just throws his face away and does it! The first live broadcast started with the same old headline: "Self-destruction! A few things that I and the 107 boy band brothers have to say!" "Explosion! The top boy band's late-night secret meeting with a popular young girl, and the truth behind the collapse of their relationship is actually..." "Shocked! The boss from heaven spent money to buy a house and put my name on it. When signing the contract, the lawyer suddenly knelt down..." "Shocked! My brother of ten years tried to trick me into cuckolding me, but I caught him late at night and found out that he actually..." Netizens click in: [It's fine if you want to make money by becoming an Internet celebrity, but can you stop being so shameless? Land on the moon and touch porcelain! ! ! [There are so many traces in the script, who is the dog? However, the slap in the face came so quickly: woof woof woof! Xiu Gou is man's best friend, so the anchor and I are the best in the world! Ouch~ Who wouldn't love a big, sweet melon? - With the explosive live broadcasts one after another, Lin Mu quickly became famous. From the bottom idol who was expelled from the girl group, he counterattacked all the way to the "top", and became the only god in domestic entertainment recognized by everyone - the god! #Chiguacome to the live broadcast room of Yushen to open the cooked buns and burst them! Netizens have said it's good after using it! # #Since I ate this melon, my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer ache, and I no longer feel depressed. I can work for ten days at a stretch (bushi)# Intention: Start by loving yourself