Hey, How Dare You, a Witch, to Become a God in the West?
呔,你这妖女竟敢在西幻成神
by 111Xxxx1111 (111xxxx1111)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 7k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Ancient Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeWestern Fantasy
- POVFemale Lead
- Age18+
- Western Fantasy World
- Xianxia Cultivation
Synopsis
The seemingly introverted small town girl is actually the mastermind behind all evil deeds and is willing to overthrow the kingdom for him, a cunning and cunning witch. When her plot is revealed. The witch laughed crazily and cast her final curse, "You love her like a pearl and hate me like dust. Okay, then I will sacrifice my remaining soul and merge with her. From now on, can you still tell who you love and who you hate? As long as you look at her face, you will only think of me, and you will always owe me!" But—— People roared with laughter. "Don't you think that when you die, he will spend the rest of his life heartbroken over the loss of his true love, die alone, and end up in some crematorium for chasing a wife who is not in love with him? Idiot." "He doesn't love you as a woman even when you are alive. How can he have the confidence to think that he will fall in love with your pile of ashes after you die?" The Countess sighed, her eyes even showing pity and sympathy. "You're just dead." Even the man she had admired for her entire life, who had devoted everything to him, raised his eyebrows with his sword, half covered with frost and snow, saying, "Stupid." The witch will eventually die under the holy sword. … However, Lu Can, the "divine witch" who was being hunted by eight thousand dharma doors in the world of cultivation, woke up and finally succeeded in taking back her dharma body, which she had experienced in the fantasy world of the West. "Let me get to know you again. I am not a witch, nor am I a fool. I come from the world of cultivation, and I am a witch - secondly." "You bunch of wild vegetable dipping sauce pretenders dare to talk to me like that. Do you know what kind of witch I am?!" —————————— Serious copywriting: The witch Lu Can in the world of cultivation took back the dharma body experienced in another world and became a witch in the western fantasy world. She took the knife of cultivating immortals and cut the leeks in the fantasy world of the West to become a god. When we practice immortality, we practice immortality methods to maintain health. We value peace and be kind to others. Oh, you said you don't want to hear fairy magic? That's okay, this witch is not only good at cultivating immortals, but is also particularly good at giving people the chance to become immortals. "How can you use fire magic without chanting the spell?" "This is called Huo Zhezi. Since you have been my old enemy for so many years, I'm going to give you a discount, ninety-nine or eighty-one percent off to save your face." "You need to believe in the God of Eternal Silence to use hell magic... Ah? Are those nine demons?" "What a nine-seat demon, uneducated. Xiao Huang! Sit down! Roll around! Pretend to be dead! Bite him!" "You need to believe in the Immortal God to use healing magic..." "Listen to my sister, this is called a pill. One pill will cure toothache, two pills will cure osteoporosis, and three pills will ensure you slay the dragon!" "You need to believe in the God of Nothingness to defeat the zombies from purgatory..." "Hey, I thought I needed to drive away the corpse. Catching a mandrill in a vase is enough." "Wait, wait, how can you cast magic without believing in any gods..." "Because you are the only ones who can kneel down and worship God. In my hometown, you all cultivate yourself to become a god." "You heretic should be burned at the stake, oh my God! By God..." "The gods are above? No. The witch is above." —————————— -I have no intention of becoming your white moonlight or red rose. -I will only become the ugly red rust beneath your holiness. I will become the eternal rust in your life, growing from the sweet shadow of your embrace during the day, and spreading from the pillow where your ears and temples rub together at night. You will be afraid of the spring because the dew will rust your sharp edges. You will no longer be able to see the bright spring light from her eyes, let alone feel the sweetness of the Jingzhe rain and dew from her skin. You will become a shining and holy sword, in the eyes of thousands of people, in the wind, snow and moon, corroded by me and rusty, helpless. I will penetrate into every crevice of your life, I will sting you and corrode you every time you are distracted, I will be like a maggot attached to your bones. You will try your best to cover it up, but you can't hide it or cover it up. You can only watch it spread and grow, turning you into as dirty as me. When you can only use your own pain to prove your difference, you will find that you are just a sword. And I can have many more. ---- Damp and crazy criticism of the heroine. There are a lot of male protagonists and supporting actors. Intention: Hold the sword of cultivating immortals and become a god in the western fantasy world cuacua