I died, but I traveled to heaven and became the Emperor of Heaven.
Me: Hehe.
However...
Countless naughty children in heaven cry eight hundred times a day.
The fertility rate in the heavenly realm has increased sharply, resulting in a reduction in the number of places for ascension. The cultivation world has been filled with complaints, and several small worlds have collapsed.
The heavenly realm is overloaded with people, the immortal energy is exhausted, and the suppressed demon is about to emerge.
Me: No hehe.
I made up my mind to rectify the world of heaven, starting with family planning.
*
Tianshu Xingjun came to beg for mercy: "Emperor Tian, I am only the eighth child, please give me a place -"
I backhanded his husband.
Chang'e knocked on the door angrily, "This is our second child, why don't you let us have one?!"
I backhand me...? Four loves, who are you?
The Monkey King had 300 mitoses and caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace dozens of times a day.
Nezha now has five brothers, Jin Zha, Muzha, Shuizha, Huo Zha, and Tuzha. Nezha is said to not be his biological son because of his unsociable name.
Treating the symptoms but not the cause, the world is in chaos.
*
In order to better implement family planning, I cut down the child-giving spirit tree of Guanyin.
In an instant, tranquility returned to the heaven, and all the naughty children disappeared.
Me: Hehe again.
Soon, an unknown fairy floated to the heaven. She was graceful and graceful in white clothes. She was so breathtakingly beautiful that I couldn't help but take a few more glances.
But the only fly in the ointment was that the man's eyes were red and his slender hands grabbed my neck.
Qing Jue's face showed a look of suppressed pain, and her voice was hoarse: "What happened to your descendants and grandchildren?"
Me:?
No, is it the man who gave birth to Guanyin?
Only then did I find out that this fairy with moon-like appearance and beautiful face was the son of Nuwa, the only direct bloodline with registered residence in ancient times - Hengxian Shangshen.
Nicknamed Guanyin.
The sudden surge in the fertility rate in the heaven is because he has entered the estrus period for the first time in tens of thousands of years and is giving birth to children like crazy.
The child-giving spirit tree is the incarnation of his indescribable parts.
*
It's fine now. The god who was unfortunately imprisoned can only die alone. The ministers in heaven couldn't bear it and forced me to marry the god as my wife.
I made up my mind and thought that since he was a bad man in that field, I would just marry him and at best, I would take good care of him.
Unexpectedly, on the night of their wedding, he stood up like a pillar in the sky.
I screamed fraud! This is pure fraud!
However, Shangshen, whose eyes were red from the torture of estrus, leaned closer and rushed towards me like a wave, "Don't you know, I am a descendant of Nuwa."
What's wrong with Nuwa? Nuwa snake... There are two snakes...
I clasped my hands together and knelt down to beg Pangu to shut down the sky and the earth.
Reading guide:
□□Absenteeism·After work, the shy and introverted Guanyin Gong
Marriage first, love later
Crazy memes, mostly privately designed and modified
Intention: Don't destroy it and you won't be able to survive!
