I Rely on New Ideas to Brainwash Protons
我靠新思想给质子洗脑
by Su Qiuji (苏秋吉)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 13k Words
- Chapters
- 4
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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This is a story about defending a carrot, but being eaten up by the carrot. Dark-bellied and paranoid little white flower gong 1V1HE // Shen Que, the lonely star of Tiansha, grew up in an orphanage, and his growth path was extremely bumpy. I have experienced being harassed by perverted volunteers at the orphanage, being rejected by the adoptive family, being guided and bullied by unscrupulous teachers, and being exploited and oppressed by brain-dead leaders. This is a low-quality young man who scolded his guardian when he was a child, scolded his teachers at school, scolded his boss at work, scolded drivers while walking, and scolded pedestrians while driving. On my way home from get off work late at night, I jumped off a sea-crossing bridge to grab a child in school uniform. When he opened his eyes again, Shen indeed realized that he was not dead. Not only did he not die, he also became the old emperor's favorite grandson. In addition, there is another system in his mind, clamoring to lead him to the pinnacle of life. What system? Socialist core value system. … That's right, the feudal dynasty, he bound those twenty-four words of motto: Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendliness. Shen Que: [Come on, system, look me in the eyes and give me a reasonable explanation. System: "It's fate that we get together. Isn't this an accident of fate? You jumped in line and got here." Shen Que: [What team are you joining in a system? Do you have the quality? So what should my original system be? System: "He seems to be some kind of lucky god of wealth. None of the hosts he and his host ended up in. Fortunately, you met me." Shen Que: [Dog, luck, wealth, god? System: "Host, as long as you practice the core socialist values and influence as many people as possible, you will be able to balance the national destiny and live a lifetime of prosperity and wealth. Why bother caring about a small amount of money." Shen Que: [Get out! I won't do it. System: "No! Programmatically, I have the right to take back everything given to you, including your status and even your life." Shen Que: [I understand, I will die now. System: "..." // Small Theater (1) When Jiang Yixing met Shen Que for the first time, he thought he was another stupid second-generation ancestor who took pleasure in humiliating himself. But he still underestimated Shen Que. This person was a scumbag and had a disease in his mind! Jiang Yixing fell ill, and Shen Que took care of him; Jiang Yixing was eating while Shen Que was making arrangements; Jiang Yixing is studying, and Shen Que is accompanying him... Forget it, this can't help him at all. After a period of contact, the relationship between the two has eased. Jiang Yixing: Maybe this man is really a gentleman? Shen Que: I can't stand this guy. Why is this man so difficult to take care of? Until rumors spread in the palace, saying that Xiao Wangsun was a broken sleeve and had a crush on Da Zhou's proton. It was also said that they had already formed a secret knot and secretly had sex with Chen Cang... When Jiang Yixing heard this, he was so angry that he couldn't bear it. He glared at Shen Que fiercely and warned him: "You must give up! I will never live with you! You scheming Duanxiu!" Shen Que, who was convinced that he was a straight man: "?" One day later, Shen Que opened up old accounts: "I have given up and will not pester you. Do you have anything else to say to the cunning me?" "Yes." "Don't give up on me." Small Theater (2) The new king of the Great Zhou Dynasty succeeded, the country became prosperous, millions of cavalry pressed down on the border, and everyone in Qi was in danger. At a time when the debate between the emperor and the emperor was endless, envoys from the Great Zhou Dynasty came to offer marriage, hoping to marry the most noble person in Qi. A marriage between the two countries could ensure peace on the border for a hundred years. Shen Que tried his best to protect the imperial sister, angrily got on the sedan chair, and prepared to fight to the death with the Dog Emperor of Zhou Dynasty. Who would have expected that in the wedding night, the dog emperor was not killed, but the ghost who pretended to be a corpse was caught. Shen Que: "You can do that too, bastard Jiang!" … After the sauce is stuffed, Shen Que officially opened a new chapter in his life of dominating two countries by himself. Purpose: Socialism is good