
Don't Ask! If You Ask, You Will Have Multiple Ancestors!
别问!问就是多个祖宗!
by Ou Xiang Tangping (藕向棠萍)
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- Completed
- Length
- 446k Words
- Chapters
- 134
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 5mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Pre-received, please collect, "Why do straight men from Northeast China fight in the palace?" The copy is below Read the file flow, the next year, Shuang Jie, a straight male college student in Northeast China ✘Glass-hearted tyrant Copywriting of this article: Peerless slut attack × tsundere shou (bohemian big fox brother attack × arrogant and soft-hearted little hedgehog brother shou) Jiang Beixi has been a disciple for 20 years. He is extremely talented and has become the proud disciple of the sect in one fell swoop. His reputation is endless, but the rumors about his senior brother who should be respected by everyone in the sect have not stopped. Others: "Hey~ I heard that Jiang Beixi doesn't follow the rules and often comes back after curfew." Jiang Beixi ridiculed: "The rules are just written to look good. There are really people who abide by them. They are so principled~" Others: "I also heard that he doesn't respect his teachers and often beats Elder Zhu." Jiang Beixi snorted coldly: "That's Master teaching me by words and deeds. You must have had this experience, right? It's really pitiful..." Others: "He is often lazy and does not practice well." Jiang Beixi drew his sword: "Do you dare to have a duel? How do you think I got the title of eldest disciple?" Until one day, their sect, which did not accept new disciples all year round, accepted a junior disciple as an exception. I heard that he was very proud, and his master even asked him to teach. Jiang Beixi became interested and rushed to the scene. This junior fellow student was good-looking and talented, but he was too stubborn. On the first day of training, Jiang Beixi originally wanted to bully and bully him, but he didn't expect that the junior junior fellow apprentice would not give in and gave himself up to heatstroke. Jiang Beixi was shocked: "Ancestor! I won't punish you anymore! Don't kill me on the first day! How do you want me to explain to my master!!!" After taking care of her in a good voice and in a good mood, she silently suffered the loss of being dumb. Then she went back and lay on the bed and thought: It's over, the relationship is over, how could things become like this! So, this sect's proud disciple took out a secret book overnight, with eight big characters clearly visible on the cover. "Guide to Breeding the Arrogant Junior Brother" Chapter 1: Junior brother is disobedient? Be patient, coax more, lie more, and scare more. Chapter 2: What should I do if my junior brother is injured? Be distressed, comfort me, take care of me, and use my cooking skills to conquer your junior brother's taste buds! The third question: What should I do if I think my junior brother's coquettishness is cute? ... I don't know, I just want to smoothen his hair. Chapter 4: What should I do if I fall in love with my junior brother? ...(Someone is a coward who dare not confess) Jiang Beixi, you are such a coward. * Shen Ji was originally a young master from a wealthy family, but his family was brutally wiped out when he was young. He worshiped Yunqing Peak for revenge, but unexpectedly, his master asked a senior brother who seemed unreliable to teach him. Shen Ji felt a hundred unwillingnesses in his heart. Not serious! Not reliable! Unbelievable! This man looks like a arrogant and extravagant young man! He doesn't look like a proud disciple of the sect! But later he discovered that this senior brother had a very high level of cultivation, knew a lot of things, and often took care of him and treated him well. He gradually began to trust him and rely on him. Later, he discovered that this senior brother was almost omnipotent and had noble cultivation. Not to mention that this senior brother could cook, play chess, and everything else. He gradually admired this senior brother. Once, Shen Ji looked at the table full of dishes cooked by Jiang Beixi and couldn't help but be shocked. "I didn't expect you to be so good at cooking." "Why can't I be good at cooking?" "You look like a swinger. The young master's style makes you look arrogant, extravagant and romantic. Who would have thought that you can cook?" "Oh~ That junior student's thin skin and tender flesh are white, tender and juicy. She looks like a big girl. Why don't you know how to embroider?" Shen Ji blushed, Jiang Beixi was always good at talking, but he couldn't resist, so he just kept eating. Later, Jiang Beixi's secret love was exposed. The younger brother took the jade dice that he gave him and asked him what he meant with red eyes. He couldn't restrain his emotions and grabbed people to express his feelings. But he didn't expect that the younger brother also liked him... Food guide: ●1V1 Shuangjie Qiangqiang ●Also known as "Tsundere Junior Brother's Guide to Breeding" ●There are many business lines and they are quite complex. ●Everlasting Terrier ●It will he, it will he, it will definitely he! ●Although there are many plot lines, I really like writing super cute daily routines, which I find very heartwarming! ———————————— Advance receipt copy: Straight male college students in Northeast China were attacked by a glass-hearted tyrant 1. Emperor Chu Jing discovered that the new male concubine who entered the palace seemed to be capable of witchcraft. On the first day he entered the palace, the palace began to be haunted. One second I just walked out of the bathtub, and the next second "plop" I was pulled back into the water again, choking on several mouthfuls of water... One second I was proud of myself for hitting the bullseye with my arrow, and the next second I saw the arrow shooting straight towards me in the opposite direction... - When turning over the cards at night, he turned them over several times. In the blink of an eye, the cards were turned over again. The cycle didn't stop until he came across the male concubine that disgusted him. He gritted his teeth and sneered, and went to his dormitory in a hurry. Unexpectedly, Song Chensheng asked him why he came? Haha~ Play hard to get? Then I want to fish and enforce the law! "Come here, make me a noble concubine, and move to the dormitory closest to me!" 2. Song Chensheng, a straight man from Northeast China, was a hard-working college student who died suddenly after staying up late playing games. What was even more miserable was that he got caught up in the palace fighting game he had been playing. Palace fighting game? Song Chensheng shuddered and began to calculate how long his life would last. Fortunately, you can use the rollback system as long as you complete the task! "But why is the first task to attend to the bedchamber?!" Fortunately, he is just a little transparent. As long as he takes one step at a time, he will be able to save his life. But... Who can tell him why the Dog Emperor made him a noble concubine the next day? ! 3. Later, Song Chensheng discovered that the tyrant was actually not that terrible, at least he would not kill him. I just like to torment him. When he was sleeping, his head hurt for a while, and his butt/butt hurt for a while. After being woken up by the tyrant countless times, he finally couldn't bear it anymore. Hold the pillow and explode! Song Chensheng desperately swung the pillow and threw it at Chu Xing. "You're a dead kid, you can sleep on it, but you can't sleep on it, you're just a human being!" Chu Xing was about to call someone to escort him, but the next moment his vision went dark. Song Chensheng in front of him was respectful and had a standard smile: "Your Majesty is not feeling well. I will give you a massage." Chu Kyung:...... Intention: Even if you are in adversity, you must still have hope and struggle forward.
