[This article is not v, and the new article "Can fictional historians also be housekeepers" has been published]
As long as she stands there, we know that victory will definitely belong to——
Princess Maya of Quetzalcoatl, the inherited bloodline of the Saints, the Queen of the Shadow Corps whose appeal far exceeds that of the Holy Lord, her spell affinity is off the charts, the founder of the Dragon Group, the T-girl, a friend of monsters and animals, the writer of the History of Time, the future No. 1 Agent of District Thirteen, the Son of the Plane, and the youngest Nameless Guest & Messenger of Joy in history.
Small! Jade! !
Give her a staircase and she can travel to the world of iron collapse,
Give her an enhanced version of the stairs, and she can teleport to any place she has been or hasn't been.
Even Akivelli has to sit up from his coffin and admit that he is still a little behind in pioneering;
Give her a strange object, and she can make Aha look at her,
Giving her another Starship, the Lord of Extermination Huanwu raised the white flag on the spot and announced that he had joined the Black Shadow Corps;
Give her an invitation and she can recreate Dragon Team 2.0 In Pinoconi;
Giving her the identity of a golden descendant, Anaxagoras, the sage of Ompharos, began to study the principles of walking up the stairs to save the world;
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Luofu Xianzhou General Jing Yuandu commented:
"It's not that the Imperial Bow Commander cannot afford to summon him, but that the Qi Weapon Xiaoyu is more cost-effective."
——The large-scale documentary "The Legend of Xiaoyu" will continue to be broadcast for you.
*Unlocked Curse to the World (tbc)
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*It can melt a lot of hot and cold novels/original works. It can be regarded as a hodgepodge mainly focusing on Beng Tie and Jackie Chan's adventures.
*Except Beng Tie and Jackie Chan's Adventures, the other series/original works/games/… are not particularly long!
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Preview of "Can Fictional Historians Be Housekeepers"
Copywriting:
When a former Masked Fool and now a fictional historian wants to make her history the world's number one bestseller in the new Amber Age, what should she do?
Flossia Isolde: To be a housekeeper, of course.
Housekeeper and Queen Mother, these two professions account for 99% of the novel world's melons. In real life, it is this profession that is easy to collect materials and will be convenient for launching memoirs in the future. It is the most suitable to introduce those heavy-hitting, shocking, bloody, mixed true and false, and unparalleled melons to the entire world.
And this is the essence of history.
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"I once worked as a cleaner in the company. At that time, I was in the strategic investment department. My mop would brush against the priceless leather shoes of the gold dust director. All I heard was first-hand news-Osvaldo Schneider had an affair with Lord Annihilation."
"What? Which Lord of Extermination are you talking about? - More than one!"
"Do you know how the company asked the anti-matter corps to withdraw when they faced each other? They sent a spaceship to send Osvaldo over and sacrifice his ditch."
"It's true, Diamond flies the spaceship."
"I also worked in the Xianzhou Alliance, in the Shence Mansion. I am not Wang's mother, and my surname is not Wang. But I would send supper to General Jingyuan. One day, I accidentally saw a piece of historical data that was deeply buried by Xianzhou——"
"Xianxing is Xianzhou's biological mother, but she was too weak when she gave birth to the child, so that Fengsao snatched the child away. Do you know why Xingxing chased the pharmacist? Because of the heroic mother Di Gong Siming, the hatred for her son is irreconcilable!"
"Pinoconi, the star of the event... My last job was here. I was Mr. Sunday's butler and helped him comb his beautiful little feathers every day. I know all the big and small matters about Pinoconi. Ms. Huangquan and Miss Black Swan, oh, they fought fiercely all night, and Miss Black Swan cried so loudly; Mr. Gallagher?"
"Haha... Gallagher and I used to be colleagues, and we can also be considered rivals. Don't listen to that old dog's slander about me. Dear unknown guest, I just want to provide some meticulous and considerate services for the star train that is about to go to Omfalos..."
"Little golden butler."
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On the big stage of history, you can come if you can dance.
Spread rumors without a bottom line, and have all sexual preferences.
Persecution of all equally.
Intention: Rely on Xiaoyu in desperate situation
Reader comments
Xiaoyu, please save Cocolia. Cocolia is really a pity. It was obviously because of her protection that she went to destruction.
If the teacher's book is not v, how will it be updated?
"Why can't she protect herself?" ""Catch a big bug for the author~
If [let me be healthy]
"How" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
if
Xiaoyu, please save Cocolia. Cocolia is really a pity. It was obviously because of her protection that she went to destruction.
If the teacher's book is not v, how will it be updated?
"Why can't she protect herself?" ""Catch a big bug for the author~ If [let me be healthy]
"How" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ if