I Am an Ordinary, Honest and Evil God

There is no one who is not crazy at work. After two years at work, Su Xu finally went crazy. After squeezing into the subway, she imagined that the person sitting next to her was an ugly eight-legged octopus that only winked. When she walked into the company, she saw a gentle and polite new colleague wearing a pair of brand-name shoes, but he was losing mud as he walked, which flooded the company. Bone-white thorns grew out of the handsome young boss's back, growing thicker and thicker day by day. Hallucinations were everywhere, which seriously affected her quality of life. She couldn't bear it anymore and finally took action. He blew up the octopus, put a sack on the boss to trim his messy thorns, and was about to cut off his colleagues' feet when the Alien Control Bureau came to find him. The Alien Control Bureau said that there is a disease in this world called soul dislocation syndrome. When a person's appearance and soul are seriously inconsistent and severely misaligned, the soul will slowly separate from the human body and produce alienation invisible to ordinary people, causing disasters to the surroundings. Subway Line 3 has been abnormal for half a month, with young girls missing every day. Recently, it suddenly became normal. The perpetrator was a well-dressed college student who suddenly burst into tears and committed suicide. The whole family of a wealthy family was getting weak day by day for unknown reasons, but suddenly got better recently. The son-in-law confessed on his own initiative that he wanted to harm his wife and family, and wanted to wipe out the family. Alien Control Bureau: The souls of college students were alienated into octopuses, and the sons-in-law of wealthy families grew blood-sucking thorns, but when they took the initiative to confess, these alienations disappeared. Su Xu:. Oh. It turned out that she was not crazy. This was her first reaction. She was feeling very relieved when she realized that the people from the Alien Control Bureau looked at her in the wrong way. Alien Control Bureau: Miss Su, you... In the eyes of the Alien Control Bureau, behind Su Xu was an abyss, void, empty, and bottomless. Su Xu:? See what she does? She is just an ordinary, honest social creature who behaves the same on the outside, but because the workplace is slightly unsatisfactory, she occasionally triggers a little rational hunger. So, I want to eat something weird. She hasn't cut off her new colleague's feet yet and wants to eat them. Reading Guide: Easy and refreshing text. Screenshot taken for proof. Intention: Be a good person.