Technology tycoon Lu Xingyi's plane crashed and he was forced to survive on a deserted island. He used a translator to pretend to be a witch and successfully saved a handsome man who was almost sacrificed to the river god.
It's just that the reason for saving people was hastily compiled: "This is my bride, you can't marry the River God again!"
So Dashuai Bi had no choice but to endure the humiliation and marry him.
A few months later, the two of them had lost all their humiliation and done everything they could in the primitive tribe with strong folk customs. The rescue team finally brought them back to modern society.
In line with the tacit understanding of burying dark history, the two said goodbye in a friendly manner without leaving any contact information.
Lu Xingyi returned home happily. That night, he could not sleep alone, tossing and turning, and later realized that he was depressed.
On the other side, Mr. Feng, who was also depressed, told his friend a few things about the island: I didn't like men either, it was probably just the suspension bridge effect, and it would be fine after a while.
The bad friend nodded seriously: Yes, after a while he runs away with someone else, and you can give up completely.
Feng Yan (black face):...
Losing friends (suppressing laughter): What? Isn't that just what you want? What's your expression?
In the early morning of the day when they met by chance at the tender meeting, Lu Xingyi answered the door with a mess of hair on his head, and was attacked by Feng Yan, who was drunk and crazy.
Lu Xingyi:? ? ?
Is the humanoid insomnia treatment device delivered to your door?
Lu Xingyi convinced himself: You can't throw a drunkard on the street. So he slept happily.
The next day, Green Tea Faxiao and her ex-boyfriend, who were competing for the bid, came to visit under false pretenses, trying to smooth over his relationship with the big boss of the funder.
Lu Xingyi hurriedly stuffed a certain financial owner into the closet.
Mr. Feng:? ? ? (Am I so helpless?!)
A quarter of an hour later, Lu Xingyi, who had seen off the enemy troops, opened the cupboard with a guilty expression: "What, what do you want to eat for lunch?"
Feng Yan (Leng Bingbing): If you don't eat, you will starve to death.
Lu Xingyi: ...(Are you a primary school student?!)
Lu Xingyi regained his composure and coaxed people: Actually, I have something to discuss with you. Can you... Pretend you're not familiar with me?
Fengyan:...
One hour later.
Feng Yan (looking down from a high position): Are we not familiar with each other?
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Lu Xingyi (receive) x Fengyan (attack)
The little pepper in front of people and the little cake in the back have been read and criticized by straight men who are in front of the domineering boss and the back is a dog Schrödinger.
2024/7/13 Save meme
Intention: When we first meet, we are surprised and happy, and after a long time, we are also stunned.
