[About me being kidnapped by coal balls before summer vacation]
Bingqing is an ordinary college student, and his ideal in life is to be a salted fish.
During an outrageous rainstorm, she and her two rival roommates proposed a "luxury summer package"——
Being stuffed into the 24.0 Version of "Bedroom Escape" by a dark green briquette (who calls himself the dormitory manager Baile)!
Rule? Protect and upgrade your dormitory! Clear customs? Complete eight games!
Simple? What a ghost!
Sweet Home? The dilapidated house is being renovated!
What about the three-person bed we agreed on? A system bug forced six people into the system!
"Stability: Danger! Danger! Danger!" The alarm beeps, for fear that you may not know that the next second it may be deleted by the system as "redundant data" with one click!
Roommate A (Bai Mushe): The left hand turned into candy, the right face has a QR code, and it is suspected to be mutating...
Roommate B (Mu Cixi): Holding a popping candy scalpel, she insists on suing the robot dormitory!
There are also some hidden bosses who join the gang halfway: the guardian hunk, the swindler and the best actor, and a top student who uses a curse manual as a guide...
Bingqing hugged her caramel strawberry baguette tightly: Oh my God! Take jujube pills in this dormitory!
[Copy? No, it's a theme park (hell version)!
Gluttony Abyss·Eternal Hunger Sanatorium.
Hunger value dropped like crazy? Devouring memory fragments can restore blood, but will it turn into a pig-addicted warrior?
Gluttony phantom crawling all over the floor? Kill and drop "stabilizing gel" to save your mutant roommate?
Solving puzzles? Repair BOSS's childhood trauma? Bingqing looked at the crying little hungry ghost in the memory corridor and raised his French stick:
"Hungry? Rice! Sister, let me feed you some strawberry jam... Damn it, don't bite my memory!"
[Playing tricks and flying knives together]
* Other people's golden fingers: Destroy the world. My golden finger: the baguette ignites fire, and the physical super saves the hungry ghosts.
*Su Guan Baile, the mudslide of the AI customer service class: Dear, the dungeon is very fun, I will come again next time~ (flower scattering sound effect)
* Teammate's weapons manifested on site: Baseball bat turned into granite shield? Shadow becomes a spirit and plays backstab? The inner drama of this year's college students is so wild!
* Intrigue? No, it's the "Plastic Sisters" fighting over the last bite of gel (physics)!
* Lessons learned through blood and tears: Never believe what the system says is "kind", it will delete your roommates faster than your chat history!
And when the darkness swallowed everything, Bingqing held the French staff and cried out her strongest thoughts into the void:
> "Can I get a refund for this crappy game! I'm in college and miss you so much∽"
(I think of the food in the cafeteria, my roommates who haven't mutated, and the ordinary world where I don't tear apart monsters with my hands!)
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**Reading Tips*
* A sand sculpture survival story, all members are persecuted, but long live friendship (?)!
* The heroine complains about the slave, who is cute but can be beaten (physical meaning: beaten with bread).
* Features of the copy: Dormitory decoration (life and death version) + college student's mental state (crazy version).
* The core of one sentence: I miss you so much in college∽(But my college is surrounded by monsters in another dimension!)
Purpose: Protect the glimmer of 'humanity' in the cracks of absurd rules