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Many years later, I ran into my ex-boyfriend...
You are a grey-faced roadside vendor...
He is a CEO wearing a suit and riding in a multi-million dollar car...
Lu Xuan said: I just want a dog leash!
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After being separated for seven years, they reunited, and the scene was quite tragic! The most important thing is that he didn't wash his hair today! ! !
Lu Xuan took a deep breath and expressed his calmness: Since the other party didn't get out of the car, I can pretend that I didn't see him.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, the man opened the car door and walked straight towards him.
Lu Xuan shouted in his heart: Don't come over! ! ! !
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As a special talent introduced by the Municipal Public Security Bureau, when he first arrived, Lu Xuan simply poked holes in the undercover mission.
NO.1: Disguised as a roadside vendor.
Lu Xuan was very good at cooking. The fried noodles he made were full of color, flavor and flavor, making his face shiny and smelling of oily smoke.
Then... I ran into my ex-boyfriend.
Lu Xuan: "..." At that time, my heart was extremely broken, and I even wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill me immediately.
Qi Yu: "..."
NO.2: Enter a club and work as a wine seller.
Lu Xuan was able to get everything he wanted, making all his brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts very happy and spending a lot of money.
Then... I ran into my ex-boyfriend.
Lu Xuan's smile froze. Has he had Mercury retrograde recently?
NO.3: Enter a company and work as a "secretary" for the boss
Lu Xuan: "..." So what kind of secretary is he?
Looking at the fat boss with a big belly and big ears, Lu Xuan twitched the corners of his stiff mouth. He really couldn't do this.
He clocks in at work step by step and plays the role of a social beast.
He accidentally caught the eye of the boss, who wanted to take him to a banquet.
It's just...
Boss, boss, why do I feel that something is wrong with the way you look at me?
You fat pig is harassing me in the workplace!
With a bang, the greasy boss was ejected.
The person who took action was...
Ex-boyfriend? ? ? ! ! !
(Ps. The main text may not be as informal as the introduction... Maybe?
About breaking up——
Lu Xuan: "My fault."
Qi Yu: "It's all my fault."
1V1, only each other physically and mentally, two-way secret love + first love + reunion after breaking up?
The young author beats gongs and drums to advertise: Today I swear to the sky, the ground, the rainbow and the clouds that I will love 1V1 pure love until I die! )
[Pre-receipt: "Please enter the game invitation code", "Nine Thousand Years Chitose Chitose", "Original Possession, Online Q&A [Criminal Investigation]"]
[Final article: "Dedicate Your Heart to the Villain [Quick Travel]"]
Intention: Loving a person does not depend on how he looks, but on how you look when you love him.
