
Catching a Male Star to Make a Drug Introduction
钓个男明星做药引子
by Gu Linyuan (顾林渊)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 262k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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★The owner of the obstacle fishing system was attacked by the homophobic and sultry actor (Double Clean He) Question: When an actor you have long admired appears in a movie you have invested in, as the father of Party A, how will you build a relationship with them? Yu Sheng (raising his hand to answer): He has unspoken rules! Live in his house! Eat his food! Kiss him on the mouth! Sleep in his bed! —————— Yu Sheng has a secret - he needs a "medicine" to treat his PTSD. After a lot of screening, he fell in love with Lu Chenyang, a top actor who was born in a police academy and became an actor. He is handsome, in good shape, and has a good temperament. He is simply a "rehabilitation tool" tailor-made for him. It doesn't matter whether you like it or not, healing is the truth. So, by investing in movies, creating chance encounters, and pretending to be drunk, Mr. Yu worked every step of the way, vowing to take this high-altitude flower home and "use it as medicine." But he didn't expect that the legendary actor Lu, who was ascetic and homophobic, not only had strong hands, but also had an explosive temper. During the first forced kiss, he was slapped so hard that the corner of his mouth went numb; The second time he approached, he was pushed away as if he were a bastard; The third time he had a secret kiss, he was almost pushed to the ground and handcuffed. ——Yu Sheng was not convinced: "Officer Lu, with such strong hands, you are also very good in bed, right?" ——Lu Chenyang looked coldly: "Go away, I don't have sex with men." (Homophobia) But later, Lu Chenyang never thought that the slap he gave Yu Sheng for resisting the unspoken rules that night when they first met would be taken back by the other party twice as much in the rest of his life. He was the one who asked for it willingly and happily. ——Lu Chenyang's dog eyes: Take a sip (the scent of your brother comes before the slap) (so satisfying) But Yu Sheng, who was immersed in love, didn't know that the lie of "Yao Yinzi" was being revealed—— Lu Chenyang: "Every time you say you need me, do you love me or are you afraid of getting sick?" Lu Chenyang: "What you did for me, was it love for me or money for medicine?" And later: Lu Chenyang: "Since you have chosen my medicine, you should keep taking it for the rest of your life. You are not allowed to change it or stop it." To the end: Lu Chenyang: "The doctor told me that there is no cure for mental illness, and you need to take good care of it throughout your life. Since I am effective for you, just keep me, okay, please." Facing the poor puppy crying with snot bubbles, what else could Yu Sheng say, of course, tie him up with a chain. Food guide: 1. Double cleansing. Strong theoretical knowledge but no practical experience. There is no theory or practice in attacking, and I was slightly homophobic in the early stages. 2. Overt mental illness suffers, and latent mental illness attacks. 3. Two-way redemption, the entertainment industry is just the background. Both of them raised each other well. HE. No counterattack. 4. No prototype. /////// [Advance collection ~ "Uncle, open the door, I am my dad" Pre-receipt of short copy: "I am mentally ill, but it does not prevent me from liking my brother-in-law. However, my brother-in-law doesn't like me. He likes my dad, but my dad is dead. Fortunately, I am not dead. I can always be with him." - This is the conclusion Jin Ran came to on his 20th birthday. Really crazy criticizing stupid dogs-attacking in the mixed-race year x (age difference 10+) Fake Gentle God-The Queen's Brother-in-law Shou] /////// Intention: To be born towards the sun, to follow the light
Ah, who is soaking in West Lake Longjing?
Good guy, you didn't avoid it on purpose. [][]