A new article written by my favorite babies: "Elbowing teammates in a horror variety show!" Diandian collection (sincerely)|The same theme~
One day, a variety show suddenly contacted the waste girl group that was facing disbandment and invited them to participate in a horror reality show where failure means death.
On the one hand, there is the threat of the company's overlord clause, and on the other hand, the program team promises that they will give them the best resources and investment as long as they survive to the end.
Yu Youyou and her two useless female team members rushed to the show organization with tears in their eyes.
In the first dungeon, Yu Youyou saw an NPC covered in animal hair, eating like a hunting dog.
Yu Youyou admired in her heart: "Are you working so hard now?"
System: There's no way, ghosts and ghosts are just bullshit these days.
Yu Youyou: Is your program team so advanced? Can sound be transmitted through the air?
System:......
It wasn't until a meat grinder appeared out of thin air in Yu Youyou's hand that she realized that something seemed to be wrong.
[Congratulations on being selected by the system to become our mole. You have been successfully bound to the "do all bad things" system.
[You can attack anything in the dungeon, start killing in the dungeon now!
Yu Youyou looked at the various thermal weapons in the "Do Bad Things" mall and thought: Anything?
So in an old community, they met a perverted couple who could super-control mummies.
Yu Youyou smiled slightly, then took out the meat grinder and looked down at the dry arm stretched out from the toilet.
"Sorry, I don't want to, but I have to do all the bad things."
Yu Youyou let out a mouth of sinister white teeth. After a moment, there was a sound of water flushing, and everything finally calmed down.
In the undercurrent of the photo studio, they were constantly sucked into the photos, and their teammates were also trapped inside.
Yu Youyou looked at the photo studio owner who was tied up aside, picked up the photos and hissed at them.
Then he walked towards the boss with horrified eyes: "Do you do it yourself, or should I do it?"
In the fierce school, they became students who were insulted and bullied.
Yu Youyou found the teacher in the office.
Teacher: "Why don't they bully you instead of others? Why don't you look for the problem in yourself?"
The next day, the bullies all disappeared overnight.
Yu Youyou lifted the bully's hair: Do you really think I'm afraid of asking the teacher? It's useless to give you a chance, Tie Zi.
After leaving the dungeon, I heard the scream of system crash: Damn it, you are not against the players, not the ghosts!
Yu Youyou blinked her big innocent eyes: "You said there is no difference."
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*The heroine is more evil and is Black Lotus.
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"Director, isn't this script wrong?" Has been published
After finally making the leap from an 18th-tier actor to an 8th-tier actor, Bai Yao was inserted into an immersive reality show by the company with a "pass rate of 0.0001%".
This reality show is really immersive.
There are not only super exciting NPC chase battles with hundreds of people.
There are also giant dolls that appear in a large open space at night, chasing players and playing "hide and seek".
Even when the meat grinder is started, the flesh and blood residue splashed out by the ghosts is particularly realistic!
Even Bai Yao, who was forced into this reality show, had to admit that the props were carefully arranged.
So much so that when Bai Yao later received the "undercover" system task from the production team, he patted his chest and said frankly without saying a word:
Don't worry, it will be absolutely fine if you leave it to her!
In the copy of "Sew the Skin Community", the director said, "Please use your undercover status to help your companions win this game at all costs."
Without saying a word, Bai Yao stuffed the monster's head into the meat grinder, then smiled at the camera: "Victory is easy."
In the copy of "Devil Photo Studio", the director said, "Please find a way to collect the souls of the dead and let the camera have a feast!".
Without saying a word, Bai Yao stuffed all the blackened banana peels and rotten leather shoes from the trash can into the camera's mouth.
Who says banana peels and rotten leather shoes have no soul? She said yes! Is it enough for kids? If it's not enough, give me some more!
In the copy of "Lost on Campus", the director said, "Please help your companions get more pleasure." Bai Yao once again said nothing and just watched the bullies being bullied.
Then he turned to his teammates on the ground and asked: "Are you happy? Come on, I'll hold her down and you can hit her twice."
Bai Yao looked at his skyrocketing number of fans with satisfaction, and mentally praised the tasks assigned to him by the program team.
Look, she knows so much about variety show effects.
I just don't know why, but every time the recording ends, the program team sends her strange messages.
What does "don't always attack your colleagues" mean?
In this variety show, she is the only undercover agent. Where did she get her colleagues from? Hahahahahahaha.
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At this time, the man in the system control room opened his eyes.
The entire hall flashed red alerts:
[Abnormal mood of NPC detected, please deal with it as soon as possible!
"Boss, didn't you say you found a good helper for us? We are almost exhausted by her..."
"This is really not a job that a ghost can do. Look at my hands, she is just holding a meat grinder and doing it!" It raised the severed arm that was still bleeding. "She also provoked me, can you bear this?"
All the ghosts and monsters shook their heads with pity on their faces.
"Look at me, every good piece of flesh on my body is there. I can be beaten whenever I can. I was discovered even when I was hiding in the sewers..."
All the ghosts and ghosts showed pity on their faces.
A smelly camera pushed his way to the front of the crowd: "I grew up eating the souls of the dead. She stuffed a mouthful of garbage into my mouth, and I still have some banana residue left in my memory stick that I haven't dug out yet!"
"I can't do the work of 30,000 yuan with a salary of 3,000 yuan. I really can't do it anymore!"
Intention: No one can block my way to the top!
Reader comments
The CEOs stayed up late yesterday to worry about their mobile phones. Today, they frightened them into repairing their mobile phones, and then they got home and said, "Tonight's update may be delayed, but it will be updated before twelve o'clock!" (Wander in circles and kneel down to apologize
Why did someone fall into a box on the ground (jump into the pit)
(?°з°)-?
"Frugality" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
Terminate the contract
The CEOs stayed up late yesterday to worry about their mobile phones. Today, they frightened them into repairing their mobile phones, and then they got home and said, "Tonight's update may be delayed, but it will be updated before twelve o'clock!" (Wander in circles and kneel down to apologize
Why did someone fall into a box on the ground (jump into the pit)
(?°з°)-?
"Frugality" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Terminate the contract