Uncle Beauty, Please Help Me

[The pretending masked man wakes up and survives with X combat power, the beauty is a revenge madman] [The copywriting style is a crazy version for young authors] Before Lin Ji died, he was given warmth by the "hospice care system" and was reborn twelve years ago. "Xiao Lin, do you want a wife or not?" "As long as you become a Taoist couple with the most beautiful woman in the world of cultivation, you can continue to live." In order to survive, Lin Ji decided to take it step by step: 1. Join Xuanmen Orthodoxy, hug Xie Yunya's thigh who hacked him to death, and bid farewell to the life of a villain; 2. Become a powerful man in the world of cultivation and improve your competitiveness; 3.…… The plan couldn't keep up with the changes, and he had just finished the first item when he became interested in the thigh he was holding. Lin Ji: "A real man can't help it! Who knew Xie Yunya looks like this! (Excited) He must be my mission target!" System: "I don't want you to think that I only recognize those elected by the public." Xie Yunya is the first hundred-year-old Nascent Soul in the world. He does not seek immortality but only wants revenge. He is as far away as the moon hanging on the top of a mountain, as cold as the frost and snow outside the Great Wall, but he has been trapped by the Joy Gu for a long time. One day, his uncle picked up a young disciple and threw him into the cold spring where he was soaking: "It's his own. Use it as you like." Xie Yunya: Is the world too unstable or is my uncle too advanced? Lin Ji (covering his nosebleed and insisting on holding on): "Dear, I politely refuse premarital sex. (Showing chest muscles) If you really want it, you can first participate in the No. 1 Beauty Selection Contest. " Xie Yunya: "Did I give you face?" Later, conversations like this often occurred in the world of cultivation: "I heard that Lin Da Xiuyuan had an affair with his uncle Xie Daneng!" "Ouch!" "It's a pity that Lin Daxiu... Can't do it!" "Oh~~~" "He was still playing tricks when he couldn't do it, and later he wanted to forcefully marry the most beautiful woman in the world of cultivation!" "Ouch!!" "In this way, the two later turned against each other and died together..." [Gung who only wants to live X Shou who wants to die] [Small Theater]: At the "Ascension Award" Best Actor Award Ceremony, the camera scanned Lin Ji and Xie Yunya in turn, Finally, it fell on Lin Ji——'s system code. System: "Actually, if I don't get this award, who else will get it!" [Main attack perspective] [Double arrows to attack and receive 1V1] Intention: In life, don't give up easily.