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Copywriting of this article: Nervous and vindictive cow cat x constitution easily attracts evil actors
Little Cow is a cat demon who has been practicing for more than two hundred years.
By chance, he went down the mountain to the city. It only took him half a day to become famous in a certain community and became the boss among cats.
One day, a little brother with empty pants/crotch came to him crying: "Boss, there was a human sterilization gang who kidnapped me, and then I..."
The little cow patted her little brother on the head: "It's just a human! How arrogant! Don't be afraid, wait until I kill him!"
In order to avenge the sterilized brothers, the little cow deliberately came to the actor's side, transformed into a human form as a bodyguard during the day, and transformed back into its original shape at night to ambush him.
After seeing the target human kindly open a can for him,
The little cow couldn't bear it any longer, and decided to take revenge on the other party in human form.
As long as he transforms into a human form, humans won't tempt him with cans!
Otherwise, he will really be soft-hearted!
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Zhuang Qinghuai is a popular actor in the entertainment industry. The outside world says that he is cold and unkind by nature, but no one knows that he is born with a weak character and is prone to attract evil spirits. Anyone who gets close to him will have a bad end.
Until he hired a new bodyguard.
The new bodyguard is good at catching monsters and beating up bad guys. He is good at everything, but his personality is out of character. He is always startled, just like the kitten that suddenly appears at his door every night and pulls his trousers.
That little kitten is a very beautiful cow cat.
When Zhuang Qinghuai called the pet doctor, he said, "Well, it's a cow cat. It's quite neurotic. You guys will probably be more worried when you come."
Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the kitten instantly turned his face and kicked Zhuang Qinghuai.
"Who are you talking about being crazy? I'll kill you!"
Zhuang Qinghuai, who was kicked, silently dialed another number:
"Let the new bodyguard come over. There is a cat here that can talk."
The little cow who works part-time as a bodyguard:?
Ps:
1. Shou's name won't appear until a few chapters later
2. Contents related to monsters are purely fabricated, please do not imitate them.
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A social animal who becomes a dog x a CEO who loves dogs
On the way home from get off work, Li Juan fainted. When he opened his eyes again, he turned into a little border collie with squirting milk.
Seeing his body lying on the road, he barked in panic and stopped people passing by, begging them to save him.
That was a man in a wheelchair.
"Do you want me to save your master?"
"Woof!"
The man finally helped.
120 Took away his human body, and the man took away his dog body.
"You can sell yourself to pay for your master's medical expenses."
Li Juan wanted to cry but had no tears.
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Li Juan lived in a big house and slept in a luxurious doghouse, but he lived in fear, fearing that the debt would increase.
So he started his debt repayment journey.
The man's leg was injured and he had trouble walking, so he helped him push his wheelchair, but accidentally pushed the man into a ditch. The man's leg injury became more serious.
The man didn't like to eat when he was at work. He brought bread and milk to each other, but the smell was so delicious that he ate all the food in the house. The man was so hungry that he had stomach trouble.
The man was worried about his work, so he secretly listened to it. Then while the man was sleeping, Dogpaw typed up a plan on the computer. The man went to the psychiatry hospital the next day.
Li Juan: ... It seems like I owe more.
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The man went to the hospital to visit the dog owner as usual.
"Your dog is very troublesome."
"The doctor said your condition is very bad, and I'm afraid you won't wake up again."
"But you don't have to worry."
Li Juan:?
But the man smiled happily: "I will take good care of my dog."
Li Juan:!
The next second, he sat up in shock from the hospital bed and looked at each other with the man.
Li Juan had an idea: "The dog is yours, let's clear things up."
The man stared at him with a smile: "Mine?"
Li Juan was so stared at that he felt fuzzy. He touched his head, but he felt the fluffy dog ears that stood up...
The pills are spicy! !
Intention: sincerity for sincerity.
Reader comments
After Xiao Hei came to his new home, he really wanted to show his excellent hunting skills to humans, but it was a pity that the hero had no place to use it. [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] Humans live in very tall buildings, and it can only sharpen its claws, hoping that one day it will be able to show off its skills as a cat.
Fortunately, there is no end to cats. One day, humans suddenly let out a harsh exclamation. It turned out to be a cockroach. It was ridiculous. It took a little action and pressed the cockroach in its paws. [Sunglasses][sunglasses][sunglasses]
"Xiao Hei, you are so amazing, kiss me" [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes]
Hum, human, you are also fascinated by me, right? [Sunglasses][Sunglasses][Sunglasses][laughing][laughing][laughing]
Ah ah ah, I also wish Xiaobai a happy new year [red heart] [red heart] and be happy in the new year too🎉🎉
Ah ah ah ah, some people really are not worthy of being mothers.
Teacher, rice, hungry
It's over, let's spread the flowers
I've been waiting for an update, and now that it's finished, I feel even more reluctant to give up. I hope Yun Mimi and Zhuang Yingdi can be happy every day in their world, and I'm also looking forward to a big book by the author.
Finished spreading flowers! It's a really good article! ! !
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
Finished with flowers! So happy! So warm!
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Did you actually wait for the extra chapter in Zuohua? ! [Pitiful]
What a lovely first encounter~
What's going on? It was suddenly announced that I won the lottery. Let's call the black cat Liuliu [Let me be healthy]
Shouldn't I be asked to adopt a real cat? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I can't raise a cat
Very cute and warm cookies! Eat it in one go! Came here from Digua Tweet, I wish my wife good luck in getting into v next time! !
What a coincidence [Rainbow Fart] I can't look through my read list even once in a few months
Literary morality is the battleground for social morality to the greatest extent, and its starting point is individual life and experience.
——Zhang Qiuzi "Thousands of Motes of Dust Fall into the Heart"
Boss, I don't want it anymore. Give the cat to someone who can take care of it. I can't.
You have to be responsible when raising a cat. I can't solve the cat hair, and I can't afford to raise the cat [crying] [crying]
I don't want it anymore. My address can't be found in Jinjiang (crying), but it's getting better and better (showing my heart) [kiss]
[Crying] I would like to ask the author, is it because the little white Teddy was not sent out that I did not receive it? Sorry, I always thought that the author was too busy and didn't send it. I won the prize again and came back to check the situation, only to find that someone had received it. [Crying] Little white Teddy, are you okay? If something happens to it because of me, I will have uneasy conscience for the rest of my life [crying] [crying] [crying] (By the way, the accident at the dog house is not because I didn't expect the meeting, so I filled in the delivery address after seeing the text message)
After Xiao Hei came to his new home, he really wanted to show his excellent hunting skills to humans, but it was a pity that the hero had no place to use it. [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] Humans live in very tall buildings, and it can only sharpen its claws, hoping that one day it will be able to show off its skills as a cat. Fortunately, there is no end to cats. One day, humans suddenly let out a harsh exclamation. It turned out to be a cockroach. It was ridiculous. It took a little action and pressed the cockroach in its paws. [Sunglasses][sunglasses][sunglasses] "Xiao Hei, you are so amazing, kiss me" [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes] Hum, human, you are also fascinated by me, right? [Sunglasses][Sunglasses][Sunglasses][laughing][laughing][laughing]
Ah ah ah, I also wish Xiaobai a happy new year [red heart] [red heart] and be happy in the new year too🎉🎉
Ah ah ah ah, some people really are not worthy of being mothers.
Teacher, rice, hungry
It's over, let's spread the flowers
I've been waiting for an update, and now that it's finished, I feel even more reluctant to give up. I hope Yun Mimi and Zhuang Yingdi can be happy every day in their world, and I'm also looking forward to a big book by the author.
Finished spreading flowers! It's a really good article! ! !
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
Finished with flowers! So happy! So warm!
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Very good-looking author Da Da [Cat Claw]
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [cat paws]
Wuwuwuwu, everyone is living a happy life [poor]
Did you actually wait for the extra chapter in Zuohua? ! [Pitiful]
What a lovely first encounter~
What's going on? It was suddenly announced that I won the lottery. Let's call the black cat Liuliu [Let me be healthy] Shouldn't I be asked to adopt a real cat? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] I can't raise a cat
Very cute and warm cookies! Eat it in one go! Came here from Digua Tweet, I wish my wife good luck in getting into v next time! !
What a coincidence [Rainbow Fart] I can't look through my read list even once in a few months
Literary morality is the battleground for social morality to the greatest extent, and its starting point is individual life and experience. ——Zhang Qiuzi "Thousands of Motes of Dust Fall into the Heart"
Boss, I don't want it anymore. Give the cat to someone who can take care of it. I can't. You have to be responsible when raising a cat. I can't solve the cat hair, and I can't afford to raise the cat [crying] [crying]
I don't want it anymore. My address can't be found in Jinjiang (crying), but it's getting better and better (showing my heart) [kiss]
[Crying] I would like to ask the author, is it because the little white Teddy was not sent out that I did not receive it? Sorry, I always thought that the author was too busy and didn't send it. I won the prize again and came back to check the situation, only to find that someone had received it. [Crying] Little white Teddy, are you okay? If something happens to it because of me, I will have uneasy conscience for the rest of my life [crying] [crying] [crying] (By the way, the accident at the dog house is not because I didn't expect the meeting, so I filled in the delivery address after seeing the text message)
A beautiful and regretful past life...