
What Should I Do If Sha Diao Ba Always Insists on Me Beating Him?
沙雕霸总非要我揍他怎么办
by Northwest Wind (西北狂风)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 221k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The cold and taciturn boxing king flower VS the arrogant and narcissistic little expert who seeks death] Zhu Yifei, the intangible inheritor of Phantom Boxing and the king of martial arts circles in Blue City, can shoot through the wigs of naughty students with a piece of chalk, and drive away eight knife-wielding gangsters with a broom. Who would have thought that after an accident, she put away her edge and became a physical education teacher, vowing not to show off her martial arts easily again, unless someone successfully pissed her off. No, Shen Tianyou, the young master of the Shen family, was like a lucky man, repeatedly bumping into the gun. When we first met, he was ruthlessly proposing to "break up" with Zhu Yifei's best friend. Zhu Yifei was so angry that he turned his wrist and almost broke his arm, and said "scumbag". Shen Tianyou screamed in pain. When they met again, he "bullied" Zhu Yifei's student. Zhu Yifei kicked his butt with a neat kick and called him "shameless". At this moment, Shen Tianyou was completely furious, and the relationship between the two of them was considered to be fierce. Soon, there was a rumor in the circle of the rich second generation of Blue City that "the young master of the Shen family was beaten by a woman and became sterile for life." Shen Tianyou couldn't swallow this breath, so he immediately swore in front of everyone: "If you don't deal with that shrew, you are in vain. I, Shen Tianyou, will make her kowtow a hundred times to beg for mercy!" But a few months later—— On a dark and windy night, Shen Tianyou failed to apologize by climbing up the wall. He squatted in a corner and drank sullenly. While drinking, he complained wildly: "If you don't know how to do kung fu and beat people at every turn, how can you be a hero? If I hadn't liked you, no man in the world would like a rough and stupid shrew like you!" Before he finished speaking, Zhu Yifei's eerie voice suddenly came from behind: "Really? Then don't I have to kowtow to you a hundred times to express my gratitude?" Shen Tianyou froze for an instant, then turned around smoothly and knelt on the ground with a "plop", "Woman, your golden knees can't touch the ground. If you want to, I will kowtow to you. I will kowtow to you now. Please don't remember the villain's fault." [Reading Tips] Happy Enemies/Shadow Sculpture/Slap in the Face/Double C/Sweet Articles 1. The male protagonist is a kind-hearted fool, a bit of a charlatan. His "breakup" with the female protagonist's best friend and "bullying" of her students are all misunderstandings. Read the first three chapters to get the answer; 2. The names of boxing techniques and all other content related to martial arts and sports in the article are fabricated by the author. Please enjoy reading the article and pictures, please do not take it seriously; 3. Pay tribute to the Chinese intangible cultural heritage boxing. There are no prototypes for the characters in this article, so please do not take them for granted. (The copy was written on January 3, 2023, published on July 14, 2024, and updated on November 8, 2024) —————————————————————— ☆Copywriting of the pre-released article "The Survival Guide for Vicious Female Supporters"☆ Shen Shiyu wears books, and he also wears two clothes - he is both the arrogant and domineering daughter of a wealthy family, "Vicious Female Partner A", and the "Vicious Female Partner B", a street ant who hangs out with Huang Mao. What's even more outrageous is that she is bound to a "dual survival system" with the following tasks: 1. Redemption of the beautiful, powerful and tragic villain: he was abandoned by his family and then suppressed by the male protagonist. He was covered in thorns and fell from the clouds to the bottom. 2. Attack the Flower of the High Mountain Hypocrite: The White Moonlight that everyone is looking for, has an unknown plan behind it! Shen Shiyu burst into tears immediately! The two major villains in the two books were both "made to death" by "her", and they almost took off her head and kicked it with a ball! But the system shouted desperately from the side: "Host, come on, lick! If you lick successfully, you can go home!" Facing two villains, a ruthless one and a crazy one, Shen Shiyu felt numb all over: When she was the daughter of a wealthy family, she wanted to restrain her arrogance and served Meiqiang the chicken soup she had cooked with her own hands, but she found that he secretly had red ears; When she was a street gangster, she wanted to let go of the philistine and show a sweet smile to the hypocrite, but she saw a flash of viciousness in his eyes. Just—— At the beginning, she forced the beautiful and powerful villain Song Muchuan to the edge of the rooftop... ☆Copywriting of pre-received article "I take turns to be the housekeeper in Ba Zongwen"☆ Once she got out of the book, Bai Ruoruo thought she had just fallen into the cliché world of bosses, but she didn't expect that six bosses would turn into a pot of porridge! Faced with six bosses who were either cold, arrogant or ruthless, Bai Ruoruo, who had suffered from poverty in her previous life, came up with a plan. She decided to hide it from everyone and embark on a thrilling and exciting "part-time housekeeper journey" - making money like crazy! On Monday, I gave Canary a sky-high price of bird's nests for Boss No. 1, But she kept half of them. On Tuesday, I helped Mr. No. 2 Book ten flights to pursue his wife, and by the way, I left five plane tickets for myself. On Wednesday, Boss No. 3 Forced him to scatter rose petals in Bai Yueguang's villa and took away a million-dollar bottle of red wine. On Thursday, I repaired the water pipes in the kitchen for the beloved wife of No. 4 CEO and took away a double-door refrigerator. … Bai Ruoruo is very busy every day. During the day, she wears black-rimmed glasses and bends down in front of various bosses: "As you wish." In the evening, I took off my rigid housekeeper uniform and had a passionate meal with Li Fei, the gardener who also wears multiple hats: Bai Ruoruo: "I heard that Mr. Gu blew up the kitchen because he cooked for love? I'm laughing to death, I put out the fire." Li Fei: "I heard that Mr. Lu ripped off his crotch when he confessed to me. It was you who gave me a new pair of pants." Dealing with six bosses with different styles, Bai Ruoruo is pushed to the limit every day. She not only has to cleverly deal with the boss's various strange requests, but also has to carefully hide her "multiple part-time jobs" identity. Until one day, the bosses discovered her secret... ☆Copywriting of the pre-released article "The story of chasing my wife through the passage of time with my mortal enemy"☆ Just after snatching the opponent's case, Shen Yiyi and her rival Mu Zian went to the crematorium to chase his wife. Mu Zian is the affectionate male protagonist, and Shen Yiyi is the female protagonist whose heart is broken by love. System: "Please complete the following tasks according to the script: Bai Yueguang's stand-in literature, the male protagonist's cold and violent three-hit combo, running with the ball to chase his wife——" Shen Yiyi: "Why! Yesterday at the bidding meeting, he was still complaining that I had a loud voice and looked like a bull with only strength. I was heartbroken for him? What a joke!" Mu Zian: "There is a bug in the system, I want to complain! How can this woman be pregnant? She was still grabbing the last ice cream from me while we were having hot pot the day before yesterday!" System: "The complaint is invalid! If you cannot complete the task within three months, you will stay here forever." Shen Yiyi: "..." Mu Zian: "..." So, when the system asked Mu Zi'an to kneel down in the rain, Shen Yiyi started a live broadcast and used a drone to circle the field three times. When Mu Zian pushed Shen Yiyi into the corner and said, "The script said that I should forcefully kiss you." Shen Yiyi immediately covered his mouth that was close to him and said, "Wait a minute, you didn't brush your teeth just now." Until the last day of reading... Intention: Self-reliance and self-reliance

