Pelicans Taste Humans [Entertainment Circle]

Completed and updating "It's so noisy, my friend gave me a pearl bird" Pre-receipt: "Please be respectful to Senior Maomao" The first step to clear yourself up is to participate in a cute bird watching variety show. But Shang Wanshuo found out that he was entangled by a pelican? ! Pelicans can catch everything, even if they can't eat, they have to carry it around! A national first-level protected wild animal, one of the most dangerous animals in the country and extremely ferocious. First. The keeper smiled and patted the most beautiful white-feathered bird among the pelicans: "You can also touch it. It is only artificially raised. It has a docile temperament and will not bite." Shang Wanshuo tried to reach out his hand. The pelican stared and gestured back and forth. Finally, he opened his big mouth and clamped Shang Wanshuo's head under the attention of everyone in the room. Shang Wanshuo:... Second time. Shang Wanshuo ran back to Pelican Park carrying the pelican that had just gotten into trouble. I was surprised to find that this pelican actually understands human speech! Staff: "Has this been domesticated by the zoo, so it can understand simple instructions?" Shang Wanshuo didn't believe it: "Small animals determine their actions through human tone of voice." In order to demonstrate it to everyone, he cleared his throat and slowly held the pelican's head. His tone was sad, as if he was about to cry: "You heard about me, Yuyu, Yuyu, am I the most handsome man in the world? If you think so, just bite me... Ouch!" Before he finished speaking, he was unfortunately caught. Pelican: It's so strange for humans to make such strange requests. The third time. After the filming of the variety show ended, Shang Wanshuo returned to his hometown. I woke up in the middle of the night and heard movement outside the window. He opened the window suddenly and saw the familiar toucan standing there. One person and one bird looked at each other. Shang Wanshuo shouted in horror: "It's not a baby! How did you escape from the zoo?!" If you shout so loudly, you will die! The Pelican couldn't bear it anymore and pinched his hand hard. Shang Wanshuo:... Day. · Recently, Shang Wanshuo's partner Shi Yu loves to sleep with him more and more. One night, Shang Wanshuo was woken up by Shi Yu again. The young man's warm body pressed very close to him, and he murmured in his mouth. Shang Wanshuo listened carefully. Shi Yu: "Hehe, it's so beautiful... Clipped..." Shang Wanshuo:? ? ? · Another day, a star who became popular through a bird-watching variety show was photographed kissing her boyfriend in the street. Shang Wanshuo directly forwarded the news on Weibo—— Shang Wanshuo V: [This photo was taken well. Then he posted a new Weibo post. Shang Wanshuo V: [But this photo is better @ [Picture]] When the photo was clicked, it was revealed to be a close-up kissing photo of him and his little boyfriend! The whole network is in a state of shock. · Small Theater Many years later, Shang Wanshuo once again spent a lot of money to buy a piece of raw land along the coast. There are many opinions online, speculating on the purpose of the land. Just... Everyone discovered that Shang Wanshuo actually did not develop or build houses, but instead engaged in environmental protection here. Netizen:? It didn't take long before a pelican was photographed here. Netizen: Is he secretly raising pelicans? ! Shang Wanshuo saw the news: Don't cue, build a habitat for your wife to play with. … [Outspoken and quick to complain about the big star attack (Shang Wanshuo) vs. The slow but keen but straight-shooting Pelican Cheng Yue (Shi Yu)] [Highlights of Demining Guide] 1. The perspective is convenient for writing, but watch with caution. 2.1V1 can't be reversed without dismantling it! ! ! There won't be a lot of variety show content, it's mainly about young couples falling in love. 3. Brainless cookie, thanks for watching! ! ————Pre-collection of "Please Be Respectful of Senior Maomao" ———— cp: The little beauty cat was attacked by a college student who is a serious cat addict Junyun is a long-haired orange-white girl who grew up in Yuncheng University and is the most senior Maomao senior student here. Every college student who sees him will rub the cat's head, respectfully shout: "Hello, senior", and offer delicious cat sticks. But one day, he was actually molested by a male college student! At the beginning of the school year, Junyun, on behalf of the cats, was invited to attend the first meeting of the new semester of the Stray Cat Club. The young man, He Jingyuan, who had just entered school, was sitting underneath and combing his hair expressionlessly. The kitten accepted the service of his apprentice with peace of mind and purred comfortably in his arms. Inexplicably, he felt the young man's hand gradually move down... Then, I touched the most sensitive part of the cat. Junyun:? And pinched it gently. Junyun:? ? The president standing above repeatedly emphasized: "We must respect Senior Junyun! We must love and care for our seniors, and we must not make the seniors sad or angry!" The senior, a long-haired orange and white cat in the audience, let out a sharp cry full of anger: "Meow--!" At this point, one person and one cat are completely at odds. …… He Jingyuan, right? Just wait for me! The humiliated Junyun and her little brother Maomao prepared to launch fierce revenge. 1. Quickly master He Jingyuan's class schedule and sneak into young people's calligraphy elective courses. The paws are stained with ink. Snap! Leave a plum blossom mark on He Jingyuan's homework. But the young man grabbed the soft kitten's paw, rubbed it with the tip of his nose, and framed this masterpiece created by humans and cats. "Cute." Junyun:...... Nerves. 2. Run to He Jingyuan's dormitory bed and sleep. The orange cat nestled in the quilt and stepped on its breasts, and the whole cat was suddenly overturned! The young man leaned over and buried his head in Junyun's plush belly. Inhale hard. "It smells so good." Junyun:...... Sick. 3. Follow He Jingyuan home and eat and drink as much as you want. Not long after, Junyun fled from his home in a hurry. The cat-eared boy wore a hat to hide the strangeness of his body, and touched his lips that were red and swollen from being kissed. It hurts so much to be sucked QAQ Recalling the blushing scene just now, Junyun fell into silence completely. Ah ah ah ah is a pervert! ! …… He Jingyuan met the cat he wanted to raise most at the most suitable age. At the first meeting of the stray cat club, the kitten sat on the table in front of him, its tail wagging, and it didn't resist being held in his arms, accepting his touch docilely. I really want to take it home. He reached out to confirm the kitten's gender. Yeah, little tomcat. The kitten didn't seem to react to his sudden attack. Its eyes widened and its mouth opened slightly, revealing its sharp teeth. The atmosphere around him was not right. He Jingyuan slowly raised his head and looked at the picture of the senior cat on the ppt, who was said to have a bad temper, bite people, and should be treated with caution. It looked so familiar, like the kitten he had just taken advantage of. ……It's over, what should I do if I offend the senior? …… Going to school is very tiring. In my free time, I squeezed the cat's paws and sucked the cat's belly. The fatigue was swept away. He Jingyuan's college life turned out to be quite nourishing. After unremitting efforts, he finally brought home his favorite kitten. The cat ears on the pretty boy's orange-blond hair moved slightly, forcing him into the corner. Junyun had a ferocious expression and looked up at the young man who was taller than herself: "Can you show more respect to the seniors!" "Can't." He Jingyuan's eyes dimmed, she clasped his wrist, lowered her head and kissed the young man's lips, kissing him full. Purpose: Protecting pelicans is everyone's responsibility