
Oops, I Forgot to Breathe Again
糟糕,我又忘记呼吸了
by Wen Guan Ju (闻观橘)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 116k Words
- Chapters
- 39
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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——The full text is free, if you like it, you can save it—— [Recommend pre-collection of "The Big Guy Always Pretends to Be Weak"] In order to conquer this planet that he came to for the first time, Zhao Lebo is working hard to learn and understand human beings. He lay on the bed and read the "Human Learning Manual" carefully. "Human Learning Handbook" Disguise Chapter: Human beings are weak creatures, and they will keep some small pets to soothe their hearts. Having one or two pets can increase your affinity and make humans less defensive about you. Pet? Where can I get a pet? Zhao Lebo frowned, and then his eyes lit up. Ah, yes! —————— Looking at the dazzling array of things in front of him, his neighbor Shen Yucheng felt flattered: Are these all for me? Zhao Lebo touched Shen Yucheng's shoulder: Okay, okay, you can accompany me to the park later. Seeing Shen Yucheng happily agreeing to go out together, Zhao Lebo felt that he was very compassionate: It can not only make me more human, but also understand them more deeply. It really serves multiple purposes. —————— Shen Yucheng, who looks fierce on the outside, is actually a good gentleman who loves making desserts. But he is often shunned by others because of his temperament. Shen Yucheng: QAQ A new child moved in across the door. He looked soft and frail, and it always reminded Shen Yucheng of those cute little animals. Although he has a good impression, Shen Yucheng, who is a little afraid of society, dare not take the initiative to make friends. Unexpectedly, the child took the initiative to extend an olive branch, and his bright smile healed Shen Yucheng's heart. Shen Yucheng made up his mind to make a big cake full of heart for his new friends. However, facing that behemoth baking machine, Shen Yucheng couldn't help but have difficulties. Zhao Lebo: Do you need my help? Shen Yucheng was stunned: No need... This is very heavy. Before he finished speaking, Zhao Lebai casually lifted the machine and put it on the cart, leaving Shen Yucheng with a stunned look on his face: Thank you... —————— Small Theater One day, Zhao Lebai and Shen Yucheng were shopping. Zhao Lebai stopped and turned to look at Shen Yucheng: Yucheng, I'm thirsty, why don't we go there and buy some drinks? Shen Yucheng followed Zhao Lebai's gaze and looked at the convenience store he was pointing at and said: Let's have something nice to drink. Come on, I'll take you to drink milk tea. Zhao Lebo looked at the gas station next to the convenience store with some regret. I also want to try the "drink" of gasoline. But milk tea is also pretty good, and I haven't tried it either. Zhao Lebo happily went to buy milk tea with Shen Yucheng. Gong, a pastry chef who looks like a black boss but is actually soft on the inside x Shou, an alien who looks delicate and beautiful but is actually extremely powerful [The background of the era is the present, but the alien Xiao Zhao came to the earth, not the future world~] ——The following is the advance receipt—— [Recommend pre-collection of "The Big Guy Always Pretends to Be Weak"] As we all know, Ye Siyun is a dodder flower, beautiful and attractive, but he can only live by clinging to others. If it weren't for the friendship between childhood sweethearts, I would have married Xiao Shiyi earlier. Just because of Ye Siyun's weak body, he would have been eaten up long ago. * Ye Siyun is very happy now. As the world's strongest attacker, he killed gods and Buddhas, and finally broke through the terrifying game that had been with him for n years. Ye Siyun, who has gone through thousands of sailings, now just wants to enjoy his life and live a peaceful life with his little bamboo horse. Until that day, that voice came to the ears of the whole world. Ding! The horror game (public beta version) is online, new and old players are welcome to participate. Now, Ye Siyun has new worries. How can he protect his little bamboo horse without affecting their relationship? …… Xiao Shiyi is very happy now. He has an enviable job, a pair of loving parents, and a super happy family. What makes him most happy is that he has a super, super, perfect wife! His lover is soft and cute, with a beautiful heart and a kind heart. He is the best person in the world! Until that day, the horror game comes. The anxious Xiao Shiyi immediately dropped what he was doing and hurried home as soon as he heard the news. He couldn't imagine how frightened Ye Siyun would be when he heard the news. After all, his lover is fragile and often injures himself unintentionally, let alone in horror games. Opening the door, I saw Ye Siyun sitting alone on the sofa, relying on the programs played on the TV to relieve the fear in his heart. (Cloud: Huh? I'm just enjoying watching the show.) Seeing him coming back, the beauty turned her head and smiled obediently: Welcome back. Xiao Shiyi felt sad. He hugged the beauty who was pretending to be strong: Baby, I'm back. Xiao Shiyi secretly swore in his heart that even if it cost his life, he would protect him and prevent him from being harmed in the slightest. Small theater: Next to the bar counter, Xiao Shiyi and his friends were drinking and chatting. They had been drinking for three rounds. Friend: I heard that the leader of a certain organization in the game is quite kind-hearted and treats his subordinates well. I am considering whether to join them. Xiao Shiyi sneered: How can people in high positions be innocent and kind? Things like this are either staged or have other motives, so don't be fooled. Only people like my wife are truly innocent and kind. With that said, Xiao Shiyi was about to take out Ye Siyun's photo from his pocket, wanting to show it off to his friends. As a result, before taking it out, he passed out drunk on the bar. When the friend saw this, he took the opportunity to call over Xiao Shiyi's long-hidden lover. A voice as gentle as jade but with a hint of tenderness sounded from behind: Why are you so drunk? I saw a beautiful woman with a beautiful face, frowning slightly and staring at Xiao Shiyi. The friend looked at the person in front of him in shock: You... You are not... The leader of the number one organization in the game, a man known as a femme fatale, was looking at his friend with half-lidded eyes at the moment. Faced with his eyes, his friend fell silent for an instant. Ye Siyun picked up Xiao Shiyi easily: There are some things I don't want him to know. The friend nodded hurriedly. Ye Siyun's leaving figure paused slightly: Also, don't let him drink so much next time, it's not good for his health. The friend looked at the retreating figure, not daring to breathe. #Should I tell him or not? #My friend seems to have been cheated# #However, that is the leader of the first organization# # Damn, good-lucky pretty boy# Intention: Live seriously, and good things will follow.
