After ruling the infinite world for many years, Cheng Jiu was finally thrown back to modern times by the intolerable system.
Tired of fighting and killing, he decided to lie down. For this reason, he specifically chose the Paranormal Administration Bureau, a unit whose name sounded very leisurely, to go ashore. Under the introduction of the leader, I found a high-quality boyfriend who is tall, has long legs, eight-pack abs, earns 100,000 yuan a month, and travels frequently on business.
However, if you live in peace for too long, you will always encounter a little surprise.
For example, when I came home from the night shift one day, I encountered a D-level boss from an infinite world.
Cheng Jiu:......
Boss:……
Passerby:......
Seeing that blood was about to splatter on the spot, Cheng Jiu had no choice but to comfort passers-by with scientific theories while manually helping the boss become "science", and finally successfully protected his vest.
However, if there is one thing, there will be three.
After encountering something strange for the Nth time, Cheng Jiu understood something.
——As long as a cockroach appears in your home, it means there is already a nest of cockroaches in the dark place.
In order to live a good life for a long time, he must concentrate on dealing with pests.
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Everyone knows that Qi Yaozhi, an S-class superpower, has a lover whom he falls in love with at first sight. He is an ordinary person who looks great but knows nothing about the real world.
In order to protect his lover, Qi Yaozhi diligently chased Weiyi on the front line, trying to create a stable and safe environment for his lover through his own efforts.
However, I don't know when, there are fewer and fewer weird incidents that need to be dealt with, and even the high-level weird things that were originally arrogant are shrinking, as if they are hiding something.
There is only one sentence about being captured alive.
——He's coming.
He, she, it, or Him...?
The superpowers led by his main purpose had to be prepared.
Until another weird rampage, Qi Yaozhi learned that his lover was involved. He, who had always been cold and quiet, lost control and rushed into the scene for the first time, only to find that his weak, kind, simple-minded, and powerless lover was stepping on Weird's head, squeezing Weird's neck, and suggested to other trembling Weirds huddled against the wall:
"I'm anxious to go home and cook. Please kill yourself quickly. Thank you~"
Qi Yaozhi:? ? ?
As for my lover who cannot unscrew bottle caps, he can actually unscrew the weird Tianling cap with his bare hands.
Purpose: Love peace, don't mess with honest people