There was a college student a long time ago, and then he... Died.
The cause of death was that he was hit by a car on the way to his Ph. D.
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"I'm so stupid."
"I only knew that betting on dogs would lead to a good death, but I didn't know that if you get into a car accident and walk on a zebra crossing, you will lose more, wuwuwu~"
This is the 108th time System 110 has listened to it, and my ears are numb.
This is a Kexue world where everyone is evil. No matter red or black, everyone is only one step away from death.
"So your mission is to change the world."
College student: "... Why do I come here when I'm not a high school student? You have to understand that I'm already in college now! I'm already past the age of saving the world!"
This task seems difficult but is actually not simple.
The college student raised his hand: "Can I call you Jiucai Hezi?"
"No!! You are going to be drawn into a comic, homophonic jokes are prohibited!"
"Kangri elements?"
"Dah!"
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The college student started his road to salvation.
A handsome silver-haired guy? Go shoot a shampoo commercial!
Blonde dark skinned hottie? Entering the entertainment industry with two other people, the three of them happened to be filming "Burning Autumn", which was cliché but over the top!
Blonde beauty? Go... Oh, he is a star! It's okay, I just happen to have more juniors to take care of. The gentle and considerate young lady is also very sweet, right?
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Later, the entire winery was stationed with elementary school students who saw a shampoo commercial on the big screen one day in the entertainment industry.
Conan: "...???"
Gin, Gin, what's wrong with you, Gin!
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Many years later, the system fell silent while watching the lights, feasting, laughter, and laughter of Mihua Town.
What about explosions being said to be art? Why has everyone turned into a fool?
Help, this is different from what it imagined before!
Concept: All encounters are accidental