Why Are the Mushrooms I Planted Chasing Me [Wasteland]
我种的蘑菇怎么在追我[废土]
by Fire Key (火光密钥)
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Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVFemale Lead
- Age13+
- Devoted Love
- Loyal Dog
- Power Fantasy
- System
- Wasteland
- White Moonlight
Synopsis
Xu Yao is dead. She traveled to a weak and beautiful vase in the wasteland of the future. In the original timeline, Hua Vase, the perfect lover who piloted a mecha to fight alien beasts, was attracted to another female mecha pilot. The vase was jealous and provoked her, but she actually killed herself. The system said: You choose a golden finger, keep your good husband, and you can live a happy life. Xu Yao took one look at her "good husband" who was a combination of PUA, gaslighting, and cheating. She scolded the scumbag until he broke his guard and was exiled to the wasteland. The system said: You are finished. The golden fingers of our system are not used to survive in the apocalypse. Your body is so weak, so just wait for death. Xu Yao looked at the pile of golden fingers used for palace fights and attracting men, chose the [breeding] system, and went to grow mushrooms in the wasteland without hesitation. The system said: Don't think about it, your current skill value cannot cultivate strains that can grow in the wasteland. Xu Yao: Would you like to see it again? System:……? No, why are your skills 100% right from the start? Xu Yao spent her whole life studying mutant strains before she died. Although her strain Z378 always died when she entered the laboratory with her left foot, it is after all a super mutant bacteria that can simulate animal nerve signals and respond to external stimuli such as music. The marketing account also said that this strain has independent thinking and can parasitize humans and dominate the world. However, Xu Yao and Z378 were thrown off the fifteenth floor together with Z378 by her stupid male colleague who was jealous of her. Before Xu Yao died, she was still thinking: It's over, how can my weak and pitiful bacteria survive in the cruel nature. Relying on the trick she had set on herself, Xu Yao began to study fungi in the wasteland. Short of food? Then study edible fungi. Contamination spread? Then study soil purifying bacteria. Is there a base coming to rob me of my achievements? Then study the phantom bacteria, they will shoot themselves to death. After studying and studying, Xu Yao not only made money, built a base, sheltered a large group of residents, but also gained a meticulous secretary. The secretary calls himself Z, and meets the exiled Xu Yao in the wasteland, and makes an appointment with her to look after each other. He then takes care of her fragile body without asking for anything in return, relieves her psychological pressure, teaches the bastards who offend her, disperses herds of mutated beasts, takes care of the bacterial garden, trains animals, and persuades enemies to help her farm. Xu Yao looked at his handsome face and wondered if he was mentally retarded. Otherwise, why would he follow her so wholeheartedly? Until the original owner's good husband opened a mecha and attacked her base. The surrounding area was a sea of fire. Z held her in the ruins, blocking the flames and impact, and half of her body melted. Xu Yao was very sad, and her tears fell on Z's body. Then, golden hyphae crawled out of Z's body and spelled out words on the ground: "Don't be sad, my creator. I am your Z378. After killing the person who killed you to avenge you, I have been dormant until the wasteland era." "I'm now able to control animal behavior through mycelium." "It doesn't matter, this human body is just a simulation of me. I will put myself back together immediately and continue to protect you and take care of you, just like you once protected and taken care of me." Xu Yao: "?" Xu Yao: "Impossible, you said you are the bacteria that could kill me even if I put my left foot in the laboratory?!" Externally, a god of war, internally, a husband, a man, a weak, poisonous tongue, a strong genius woman Mission: Self-reliance