I, the God of War, Am Entangled in a Tree

Lu Ye was really unlucky when he met Bai Shiqi! As the most heroic god of war in heaven, forget it because he chopped down a tree in Yue Lao and was sent to earth. In order to save enough marriage value, he returned to heaven to open a blind date company and endured a bunch of weird torture every day. In the end, the company was almost acquired, so forget it! I've endured all this! But he happened to bump into Bai Shiqi in the toilet of the liquor store. This man looked like a fairy, but his heart was like a black lotus. He stood by the toilet and the first thing he said to him was: "The color is good, but a little thin." Lu Ye had never met someone who deserved a beating so much in his life, so he had to hold back his temper and didn't hit him. When he returned to the dinner party, he realized that he had made the biggest mistake in his life. The idiot I just met in the bathroom was actually at the dinner table, smiling and waving to him: "Hello, I am Bai Shiqi, the CEO of XX company." XX Company - is the group that acquired his company. Lu Ye gritted his teeth: Grass! * The two of them were completely at loggerheads. In order to keep the company and add old and new grudges, Lu Ye frequently set up a stumbling block for Bai Shiqi: Including but not limited to deflating the other party's tires, causing the other party to miss important press conferences, arranging for people to water their company's money tree to destroy their feng shui, spreading public opinion that the other party is gay to destroy their company's stock, etc... But Bai Shiqi seemed to be slowly accepting it, and seemed to be admitting defeat. He actually never fought back once. Something was wrong in Lu Ye's heart. He always felt that the other person's look at him was not holding back anything, but he turned around and thought: Maybe he is afraid of him? * Until one drunken moment—— Lu Ye woke up from Bai Shiqi's bed. They were both naked and his butt was sore. Lu Ye bared his teeth and picked up Bai Shiqi: "What the hell did you do to me?" Bai Shiqi looked at the man who was carried back to the room by him yesterday, who threw himself on his butt and vomited all over him and asked him to help him bathe and change clothes. He seemed to understand what he was misunderstanding. "Don't worry, I won't hold you responsible." Lu Ye was in disbelief: "You should be responsible for me, right?" Bai Shiqi's eyes lit up: "Then can I be responsible for you?" Lu Ye yelled: "Of course not!" Wait—— "You like me?" Bai Shiqi smiled softly: "You just discovered it." Lu Ye's face suddenly turned pale, as if he had eaten ten pieces of shit. Depend on! * In his previous life, Bai Shiqi was a tree in the Temple of War. Every day he listened to men leaning on him to enjoy the cool air, complaining about the blood of the battlefield and the boredom of truces. He gradually understood the loneliness of being the last immortal of the Lonely Celestial Clan, but he could only hold him with branches and could not speak. It wasn't until the transformation of the Heavenly Dou God and the calamity of the War God that he finally developed spiritual consciousness and flesh and blood grew from the branches. After going through reincarnation, he found him again in the battle between heaven and earth. He made up his mind to accompany him and protect him as a human being. There's just one big headache: the other party doesn't remember him. But it doesn't matter - he'll make him remember. [The arrogant and poisonous tongue BKing God of War Shou VS the gentle and sinister two divine tree attacks] ♡There is a plot to capture and lose the horse ♡Fake death, enemies are really happy enemies ♡Qiangqiang, Shuangjie, he, sweet pet ♡Another clarification: It's just a joke, it's not a bad experience (I want to laugh) [The text and copy have been archived. Anyone who plagiarizes will be held accountable. We are not afraid of lawsuits at all. Thank you! Intention: Love will find the person who belongs to him