System: You are a rich man. Although you are frail and sick, you are beautiful and rich, melancholy and passionate, romantic, gentle and talented.
A grumpy man who can only get into college with excellent sports scores. Elian:?
Do you listen to what you are saying?
There was no pause in the system, and the system continued. Its tone changed from low and slow at the beginning to elegant chanting. If it were invited to participate in a stage play, it would definitely be a great success.
System:
Your parents worry about you and love you;
Your brother supports you and loves you;
The sunshine gently casts golden threads and turns them into your coat. It is a glory more dazzling than the gods on earth;
The moon is intoxicated with your beauty and casts its radiance, which is a softer crowning than the daughter of Zeus.
There is no one in Gotham, no, in the whole world, who will not fall head over heels for your beauty.
Elian, who never cared about his rough appearance, raised his face from his rice: Ah... Ah? ?
The systematic and elegant aria starts out low and indignant, mixed with three parts of sarcasm and sadness.
And its story is about to reach its climax:
Even the gods were jealous of your appearance and cursed you viciously. He cursed you to never have a healthy body.
——More fragile than glass, more delicate than flower petals, and more fleeting than the morning sun.
Elian, who can roll in and out safely in a hail of bullets:...? ? ?
I'm not telling you, little brother, what on earth are you doing?
He is a Chinese-American hybrid, not a Renaissance hybrid. Thank you.
This is not over yet.
Ever since this unfortunate system began to speak, Elian began his life journey of being delicate and frail (emphasis added).
Including but not limited to -
——Take two steps and start spurting blood (yes, that's right, it's the blood spurt that comes out when you open your mouth and take a mouthful of blood);
After three minutes in the sun the world starts to spin (oh maybe that was fainting :))
Touching a cold rice bowl made me feel cold all over (yes, he just used the bowl to eat, so what happened)
When a gust of wind blows outside his house, he has to politely get a headache (fuck you, uncle, system, did you hear that? System, fuck you!!!)
…
Just as the unlucky system said, Elian has become a fragile object that is hundreds of times more troublesome than a crystal doll.
Elyan's rough guy is heartbroken.
He is not willing to give in, and the macho Elian will never admit defeat.
Nothing can defeat the Chinese-American hybrid.
If so, please refer to the previous item.
So the days went on like this.
Even the unlucky system that gave the persona was shocked by the host's ability to survive, and he didn't dare to say anything anymore, for fear of scaring the wrong unlucky host he had tied to him.
Elian, who didn't know he was kidnapped by the wrong person, struggled to survive every day.
——Until he found that he was making hot pot and eating Chengdu spicy pot, and he started crying, his stomach hurt, and his legs and feet felt weak.
Elian:……
After Elian put down his chopsticks for the third time and sat on the toilet toilet, thinking about shitty life, he finally came to a realization.
He said to himself:
What do people live for?
--Hot pot.
Ah... Ah? !
The system was shocked. It suspected that it had not heard clearly. It crawled on the ground and killed the poison three times. When it came back, it asked again:
What do people live for?
--Hot pot.
Oh, it seems that its radio device is broken. The system calmly and rationally deleted the record just now, and asked again kindly:
What are you living for?
--Hot pot.
As a star who would die if he didn't eat hot pot, Elian squatted on the toilet and said in a calm and calm tone, concisely and directly:
"Let me die."
System:……
It was shocked and couldn't understand how its unlucky host suddenly cheated from the living area across the Great Trench of the Himalayas to the emo area late at night, and the emo level soared 250 yards, almost injuring it to death.
Not caring about anything else, the system comforted him randomly while scrolling through the information.
Fortunately, Tianwu has a unique path, and it solemnly tells its host: Only magic can defeat magic.
In other words, as long as they jump from the host in the human area to the magic sand sculpture area, they can apply to lift the curse and return it to the host with a steel-like body, eyes like red suns, anti-gravity skin that ignores Newton's laws, and a stomach that will not spoil anything they eat.
A stomach that won't spoil anything you eat.
Hot pot star Elian is ecstatic.
Elian decisively moved to the magic sand sculpture area, quickly and perfectly doing everything a job-changing host should do.
In the end, Elian got a magic book that was said to contain the antidote to the curse.
[What's the explanation for the curse of the gods?
[Twenty ounces of nine-leaf heavy tower, one penny of cicada pupae on the winter solstice, fried in the next year's snow.
Elian, who has never seen a Chinese medicine doctor:...?
A system that has always only been involved in European and American circles:...?
What the hell is this? Ah? !
The pages opened and closed, closed and opened again.
The content has not changed.
Elian took a deep breath and endured it again and again. When he couldn't bear it anymore, a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
He calmly placed the book on the toilet seat, calmly wiped away the blood, calmly arranged his clothes, and calmly handled the toilet cubicle that looked like a murder scene.
He said calmly: "Excuse me, I'll fight. Oh no, hello to the Riddler."
System:……
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The stupid author is a patient with incompetent copywriting. While the timeline of this article is confusing, a lot of things have been combined.
Everyone reads the article rationally. If there is any unreasonableness, please correct it in the comment area. There is no need to discard the article.
The stupid author has a bit of a glass heart, please be gentle. After all, this is the first time that the stupid author has written a comprehensive article about Britain and the United States. There may be some things written that are not quite right.
OOC belongs to me, and the glory belongs to the original work.
(I've already written fan fiction, so just let me do it QAQ)
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