What Should I Do If the Canary Eats Soft Rice but Is Forced to Eat It?

The text has been completed, and the full order only costs 3r! Funny cookies, I hope you all enjoy reading. #Pre-received cookies "Swimming?" I just experienced life and death", the serialized article "Searching can only raise grass", the copy is below, please collect it! [A humorous piece of writing that is not normal in terms of both attack and style! He Yifan often wonders: Why is it that when you go to work at eight o'clock, you are required to arrive at your work station at eight o'clock, but when you get off work at eight o'clock, you are not required to arrive home at eight o'clock? After thinking hard about the answer to this question, He Yifan was hit by a speeding truck and bound to the protagonist's care system, becoming a year-round migrant worker. In the story, the original character played by He Yifan has a paranoid personality and extreme love and hate. Because he likes the face of a popular classical dance leader, he robs the protagonist, even if Ji Xiubai's family is destroyed and his hands and feet are broken, he still wants to keep him by his side. In the end, the protagonist who kept a low profile was overthrown in one fell swoop and died without a complete body. System: Your mission is to care for Ji Xiubai, give him warmth and love, let him go on the right path, and help him become brighter. He Yifan: Isn't this simple? If Ji Xiubai wants to be free, then let him go. If Ji Xiubai's family is poor, then give him a RV with a wave of your hand! System: That... Looking at the system that was hesitant to speak, He Yifan had an ominous premonition in his heart. On the first day he woke up from the 500-square-meter bed, He Yifan received dozens of reminder bills. The house is rented and the car is financed in installments. After facing the cold beauty Ji Xiubai every day, she has to dress up and go to work secretly at night. He Yifan was speechless. The most speechless thing was that Ji Xiubai couldn't drive him away. — Ji Xiubai woke up on the day he came of age. It turned out that he was the protagonist in a bloody novel. The only requirement was that the beautiful, strong and miserable character must not be destroyed. So when one day He Yifan stopped abusing him, he had to find another way to strengthen himself. At a banquet with beautiful women, Ji Xiubai was troubled by a vicious female co-star. Seeing Ji Xiubai being pushed down, He Yifan rushed to his side and hugged him as fast as he could grab a meal. Ji Xiubai:! He immediately used his flexible body, which he had learned to dance, and spun 360 degrees before falling to the ground again. He Yifan:...... Ji Xiubai, who had not been found by He Yifan for more than a month, decided to attract attention by himself and fled brazenly in broad daylight. However, no one came to chase him for three miles. Helpless, Ji Xiubai turned back and pretended to have sprained his ankle and fainted at the door of He's house, and was finally taken home by He Yifan. After knocking over the water that He Yifan fed to his mouth, Ji Xiubai said he would rather die than surrender: Kill me. He Yifan: If you are sick, get treatment Reading Guide 1. Contains a small amount of plot about chasing husband in the crematorium 2.1V1 double clean, attack and receive favor each other ———— Please collect the serialized article next door! "Searching can only raise grass" Fu Guanyue once passed through the book and became the tyrant villain in the bloody novel. He was also bound to the "character guide system in the book". As long as the favorability of a character is full, he can go home. I thought I could briefly experience the pinnacle of life, but when I opened the original owner's account book, I saw that the villa was rented, the luxury car was borrowed, and he couldn't even pay the water bill to drink bottled water. Fu Guanyue, the bankrupt version of the fake CEO with a huge debt of 50 million: How to conquer the harem? It would be better for them to bring their own dowry. 1. Reluctant to spend money to buy A-grade red roses, he tried to go to the suburbs to pick wild flowers and tie them into a bunch, giving them to the aloof flower returned from overseas. However, he was kicked out of the house because he was disliked for being tacky. In the end, Fu Guanyue conveniently gave the flowers to the little poor boy who lived with him and was cared for by the original owner. The little poor man said something incomprehensible: I am not Mr. Fu's Bai Yueguang. Wouldn't Mr. Fu feel guilty when he gave me flowers? But my body honestly put the wild flowers into the water bottle, bubbling with joy. 2. Reluctant to spend a sky-high price on a French meal, he took his arrogant daughter to eat the 20-yuan duck blood vermicelli soup on the street in the name of experiencing life. As a result, the daughter left on the spot, and Fu Guanyue could only pack up a portion and take it home and throw it to the poor boy. The little pitiful person shivered: Mr. Fu replenished my blood because he was going to eat me tonight? Then he showed off two large bowls in one breath, and the dry rice came first. He still asked if he could add some chopped green onion. Fu Guanyue, who had been defeated repeatedly, was disheartened and tried to lower his standards - changing the target of the attack from women to men: Didn't he agree that he could give it to his good buddies with a spicy meal? At the critical moment, the good brother knelt down with a bang and begged Fu Guanyue to let go of his anus. ... Blanch! No wonder the favorability value hasn't increased at all. I thought you were slow to warm up, but I didn't expect you to be a man-hunter! Fortunately, the money for Malatang was saved. The lonely Fu Guanyue squatted in front of the Malatang shop, and it started to rain appropriately. At this moment, there was a sudden light above the head, and the rain stopped. Fu Guanyue raised his head and saw his little poor boy holding an umbrella for him... His ears were bright red: Well, if I treat you to Malatang, can you pollinate with me? Fu Guanyue:? - Su Xiaoman is a canary grass that became a genius after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Accidentally transformed into the "miserable canary" who was robbed by force in the bloody novel As a wild plant spirit with no human common sense, Su Xiaoman did not panic and solemnly enshrined all kinds of bloody original works as the rules of survival for human society. Rule 1: Fu Guanyue is perverted and everything he does is abusing himself. Rule 2: The "beautiful, strong and miserable" persona must not be destroyed. The humiliation of being abused must be shown at all times, otherwise your identity will be exposed. ——But why do you feel so comfortable when you are "abused"? Su Xiaoman had to recognize this fact: "I may be a jerk," he said seriously to the people around him. Reading Guide 1. I was already very stingy after going bankrupt, and I became even more stingy when I complained about the attack and attack. 2.1V1 double clean, mutual love Intention: People should always live for themselves