Darlings, can you please take a look at the new advance collection of the stupid author's column as you pass by? (Rolling in a cute way)
"It's all because of the system" (the cannon fodder mother conquers the reborn little substitute)
"If you are in trouble, call the police" (The ghost is worried about the heavenly master and the ghost-fearing CEO meets the supernatural cookie~)
Interested viewers, please click into the column to check out the copywriting and collect it~~⊙▽⊙, and also make some comments~Please, please! You are the best~~~kowtow
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Le Yanping is a living official.
Do you know the history of living orders? He was the historian who was immersed in writing down the emperor's little notebook every day.
The emperor had an extra bite of rice today. He keeps a small notebook.
The emperor took a longer bath today. He keeps a small notebook.
The emperor had a quarrel with Yan Guan today! He wrote hard and fast, his pen flew as fast as he could, and he took notes in small notebooks like crazy.
Therefore, he should stay by the emperor's side and shine, instead of inexplicably traveling across time to compete with the fake young master and act like a useless, retarded beauty on this variety show!
Trash is just rubbish. He doesn't know how to sing or rap anyway, but if you talk about history with him, then he won't be sleepy.
Just kidding, he is a historian! Historian! ! !
But then again, why does this picture of a beautiful country look so familiar? The more I look at it, the more it looks like what His Majesty the Emperor showed me back then~
This blue and white floral pattern brush also looks familiar. The more I look at it, the more it looks like the one I accidentally smashed~
This actor Xiao also looks familiar. The more he looks at him, the more he looks like the Emperor who has been kept in his notebook for six years~
Oh haha! The DNA from a professional history writer moved violently, and Le Yanping picked up the pen excitedly.
So a few months later, there was another banned book in the world - "The Complete Collection of Actor Xiao's Daily Words, Deeds, Likes and Dislikes"
Le Yanping put his hands on his hips: low-key and low-key, nothing else but familiarity~
Xiao Ce: Haha:), dear, come here, let's have a good, good, chat, chat!
Le Yanping:! ! !
Tips: Some of the history has prototypes, and the rest is purely made up by me!
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Advance payment one:
"If you are in trouble, call the police" copywriting
On the first day after being tricked by a friend into attending China's first paranormal variety show "Strange Stories", Zhuo Qingjiu fell into deep contemplation while watching the "masters" from all over the world in the studio.
Task 1: Please find the hair rope hidden in the 100 identical cartons by the young lady in the later stage.
The masters are doing it.
Zhuo Qingjiu looked confused: Why don't you find a dog?
Task 2: Please guess the object behind the black cloth within ten minutes.
The masters are doing it.
Zhuo Qingjiu said firmly: I guess that must be something.
Moderator: ...
Masters:…
Of course, Zhuo Qingjiu received fierce criticism from the masters, but what they didn't know was that this was an anti-fraud live broadcast disguised as a supernatural show.
As a result, Zhuo Qingjiu relied on his firm belief in science to stand out from the crowd and successfully became a regular guest on the show. Since then, he has been at the forefront of the anti-fraud and anti-counterfeiting cause.
Until one day, the program team broke into a real haunted house.
Guests: Ahhhhh! There is a ghost! ! ! Don't come over here! ! !
All the ghosts: Ahhhhh! There is a heavenly master! ! ! Don't come over here! ! !
Zhuo Qingjiu: ⊙▽⊙
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As the financial backer behind "Strange Things", Xie Chen was once a staunch materialist, until he met Zhuo Qingjiu.
Xie Chen from the past: It is impossible for things like ghosts to exist. Everyone must believe in science.
Later Xie Chen: Zhuo Qingjiu! Don't scare me! I'm going to scream! ! I'm really going to scream! ! !
Noble and cool (fake) Afraid of the general attack by ghost tyrants x harmless to humans and animals (pretended) causing trouble by the Master
Advance payment two:
"The system forced me to do it" copywriting
Shi Huaixue accidentally bound the system and learned that the world he was in turned out to be a bloody substitute novel.
The tragic little stand-in in the book, Ye Zuochen, was supposed to reunite with the scumbags who suddenly woke up after experiencing all kinds of physical and mental abuse. However, just when it was about to end, he suddenly committed suicide.
The whole world collapsed, and in order to stop it all, the system approached Shi Huaixue.
System: You must love him and accompany him, let Ye Zuochen feel the beauty of life, and then successfully complete the plot.
Shi Huaixue: Why me?
System: Because you are the most popular gentle male supporting character in the book~
Shi Huaixue smiled shyly: No~ I am the cannon fodder of the scumbags~
System: ... Oh Minato! It tied up the wrong person!
System: Well, we've tied them all up... How about you help me?
Shi Huaixue: Haha:).
Whether this world collapses or not, what does it have to do with him? The worst case scenario is that they all die together. He doesn't want to go against those stupid (crossed out) psycho (crossed out) cheap sons.
No matter how hard the system tried to frustrate him, Shi Huaixue refused to let go until he met his stupid son and his poor little stand-in...
The next second, Shi Huaixue watched helplessly as his body suddenly lost control and rushed over, giving his stupid son a loud slap with his backhand.
Shi Huaixue:......
System I@you￥%&*!
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Shi Huaixue, who had always just watched with cold eyes, protected him behind her——
This was something Ye Zuochen had never thought about, but he knew that there was no sincerity in Shi Huaixue's kindness.
He won't waste time with such a person. Ye Zuochen thought.
He was reborn just for revenge.
But when he relied on the memories of his previous life step by step, and finally succeeded in crushing those scum that ruined his life under his feet, what came out of his mouth was this sentence:
I want to be your stepfather.
The scumbag attackers who were pinned to the ground and were about to curse: ... Huh? ? ?
Shi Huaixue: →_→
tips:
1. Double cleansing! Double clean! Focus on it! ! !
2. Attack and Shou only have feelings for each other, 1v1
Purpose: Respect history
