Metaphysical Fortune Telling, but Five and a Half Years Old

Qiao Man was a young Taoist priest in a dilapidated Taoist temple on the mountain. One day, his master told him to go down the mountain, and there was no news from him. Unable to live alone on the mountain, Qiao Man packed up his bags and went down the mountain, only to find that the world below was different from what his master had said. High-rise buildings are rising from the ground, four-wheeled cars are running on the streets, planes are flying in the sky, and everyone has a mobile phone. Qiao Man: Have I traveled through time? ! On the first day after going down the mountain, I met a male star who had hit rock bottom in his career and was about to commit suicide by jumping into a river. He calculated the secret for him, but found that the two of them had a deep relationship. Qiao Man: In other words... I am his father? ! The good boy is riddled with scandals, the entire network has been hacked, and everyone is calling for beatings. Qiao Man, who was five years old, waved his little hand domineeringly: Don't panic, kid! Abba covers you! So—— The compass swings and the short hand pinches. Today, I helped the movie queen find her long-lost biological daughter. A murderer who has been absconding for many years will be found on the set tomorrow. … Five-year-old Qiao Man took his 25-year-old cheap son through the entertainment industry, made a comeback and became famous! PS: Not a biological son, nor a real father and son. ①The author did not skip the great gods, and all metaphysics is pure fabrication! ② It's a simple article with no prototype, just for fun, don't take it too seriously. My final article "Retired top celebrity becomes famous again" "My supermarket leads to another world" My CP-free advance collection "Retired boss debuts in a boy band" "The university of ferocious beasts, but the group loves the cubs" My Danmei previews include "Becoming a savior after retiring from Infinite Games", "Traveling into ancient sadistic novels with my sworn enemy", "After reading my mind, I discovered that the boss has a crush on me" —Advance payment, please collect it— "The University of Evil Beasts, But the Group Pampers the Cubs" Copywriting: "Dear Wujuan classmate: We are honored to inform you that you have been admitted to Yaoling Comprehensive University. Please arrive at the school on time on September 1st to complete the admission procedures. Enclosed are the tickets and... …" On the morning of his sixth birthday, Wujuan received a strange university admission notice. With a college admission notice, the six-year-old Xiao Wujuan left Maoqiu Town, where he grew up, and moved from the countryside to the city. … Demon Spirit Comprehensive University, as the premier academy for monsters and beasts today, has extremely high admission requirements. The students here are all ferocious, bloodthirsty, and cruel. Each one of them is a frightening ferocious beast, possessing the most powerful genes and the most majestic physique. At the beginning of the new school year, the seniors were gearing up to give the freshmen a little shock, but they discovered that a unique new classmate had blended into the strange group of freshmen. A little black cat with curly fur, meowing, and no bigger than its own paws! All the students were shocked—— So cute, I want to masturbate! Wait, wait! Why is there a primary school student here? ! Intention: Good and evil will eventually be rewarded