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Xu Ran, a 996 social worker, worked tirelessly and conscientiously to assist the boss in making the company successfully listed. As a result, as soon as the prince took office, he was the first to get rid of him and gave his position to the little canary raised outside.
Xu Ran took the compensation money and looked at the reports of anemia, gastric ulcer, and hypoglycemia in the hospital, thinking about your mother! This assistant is not the right one! I will never be an assistant again in this life!
Then he came to the next life.
He passed through a book and became the canary for crazy criticism of the CEO.
The president is paranoid, crazy, loving him like a "crime", and will get furious if he can't see him for a second.
Xu Ran: "..."
The housekeeper said helplessly: "Master Xu Ran, please don't run away. If you run away, everyone below will suffer, so just do it."
Xu Ran blinked: "What's the benefit if I don't run?"
The housekeeper was stunned for a moment: "Spend money when you want? Buy what you want? Eat when you want? Sleep when you want? Play when you want?"
Xu Ran said: "Then why should I run?"
The housekeeper stammered: "President... He, doesn't he want you to wear earrings with his name engraved on it, and keep the video on all day long, including... Taking a shower and going to the toilet?"
That's it?
Hesitating for one more second is disrespectful to the "Five Thoughts"! Isn't it fun to be a free fish with a salary?
Xu Ran asked the housekeeper: "Does he have sadism? Can he beat people?"
The steward said: "I won't hit you anyway. He won't hit you even if he hits himself."
Xu Ran: "Where is the president?"
Butler: "In the study room. But now Assistant Zhou and the others are here and are having a meeting."
Meeting? It's a good meeting, just in time to test it out!
Xu Ran took a breath and opened the door with a smile on her face and walked into Dai Yue's study. Ignoring all the surprised looks, she sat down on Dai Yue's lap, "Honey, where are the earrings?"
Mr. Dai frowned slightly with a dangerous look in his eyes: "Pants pocket."
Xu Ran took it out and put it on himself, "You continue. I'll sleep next to him for a while."
He pushed a sofa over, lay down on it, rested his head on Dai Yue's legs, and fell asleep as soon as he said he wanted to.
Dai Yue: "..."
In three months, Xu Ran could eat, drink, sleep, spend money, and gained more than ten pounds. He lazily hugged Dai Yue on the bed, "Hubby, do you dislike me?"
Dai Yue said: "No."
Xu Ran, who was completely unaware of the story about Shengzi, had eyes twitching, "Really?"
Dai Yue: "Yeah."
As long as you don't leave his sight, he won't lose control, his heart will be very stable, and of course he won't dislike it. He felt that Xu Ran also needed him. At least the Xu Ran in front of him needs it.
Until one day, a subordinate sent the wrong news and told Xu Ran that the company was going bankrupt.
The little pig, who was eating and sleeping docilely every day, suddenly showed his sharp claws, rushed to the company, presided over the meeting, suppressed the entire audience, and threatened that whoever dared to bankrupt Dai, he would dare to bankrupt everyone!
Dai Yue looked at his wife who was completely different from the past. His eyes were like a tempered knife, gently scratching Xu Ran's fair face: "Wife, that's why you were always pretending before. You are lying to me."
Xu Ran hugged Dai Yue and said, "I don't think so! I was obviously playing a meeting game with shareholders just now!" When he turned around, he smiled coquettishly, "Everyone, do you think what I said is right?"
The whole place was silent.
I thought the CEO was a lunatic, but I didn't expect this one to be!
Let's clear up the key points: No matter what you read in the text, there is only one person Dai Yue likes from the beginning to the end, and that is the male protagonist who enters the book, Xu Ran. But when Gong was not sure whether his spiritual partner was the one he truly loved, he had two boat scenes (the soul is also the real owner).
If you pretend to be a pig and get robbed of your money, you will become a tiger and a sinister monster. Paranoid object - money.
Only those who are ambitious and wild will become crazy, overbearing, paranoid and aggressive when their wives are robbed. Paranoid object - wife.
Screenshot record on June 27, 2024.
Continuation of the article "Brother, what's wrong with me being so arrogant?" Copywriting:
Yu Qinglong is the loudmouthed king of the Law Department of K University.
After studying hard and graduating with excellent results, I am waiting to shine in the legal world. Unexpectedly, a dormitory brother's break-up dinner brought him to an unheard of dynasty, and he became a brother who was disliked by every village in the world.
What the hell!
Learning in vain? !
Full of resentment that no one knew, Yu Qinglong exploded.
Neighbors say he is too tall and strong to look like a brother?
Yu Qinglong: What? Does it make your man too shy and hurt your vanity?
Did his scumbag relatives say he had a bad personality and couldn't get married?
Yu Qinglong: It's better if you can't get married. If you can't get married, you can talk to you stinky fish every day and talk to you about the principles of life.
Bai Lianhua's best friend, who is also a brother, said that he couldn't do this and no one would like him.
Yu Qinglong: Isn't that just what you want? Secretly cursing a friend's cheap snack.
Before Yu Qinglong came through, the original owner didn't dare to raise his head while walking.
A month later, all the big wolf dogs in the village had to take a detour when they saw him.
The matchmaker didn't dare to propose marriage to him, and his father and father were very worried.
Those villains didn't dare to say it openly, but they all laughed at him secretly that he would become an orphan in the future.
Unexpectedly, Fang Shu, a famous scholar from the neighboring village, called someone to propose marriage.
Yu Qinglong looked at Fang Xiucai, who was tall, thin and a little frail: "What do you like about me?"
Fang Shu: "I feel comfortable hearing you curse, and you can also make some interesting things."
Yu Qinglong: "I know how to do some craftsmanship, but I might even scold you."
Fang Shu: "For example?"
Yu Qinglong: "You are so thin. If a gust of wind blows you away, why are you waiting for the earth to cover you? Go exercise!"
Fang Shu thinks about it, it makes sense!
Start exercising more the next day!
At first, Fang Shu thought to himself: My husband is very good at making wooden toys, and he must be kind to her husband for these wooden toys.
Later Fang Shu changed. He sucked the plum blossom on Yu Qinglong's shoulder, thinking that this shoulder and this waist would be worth dying for!
Originally, the Fang family did not agree to Yu Qinglong's entry. Unexpectedly, as soon as he came, their son's health got better and better, and he became more energetic in studying!
Mother Fang: "Whoever dares to say that my house is not good will be scolded to death by me!"
Yu Qinglong: Very good. We will be a family member for the rest of our lives. It is very important to have a unified mind!
The mental state is very beautiful. People scold others, bark and bite dogs. The time travel is handsome and popular.
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It's not enough to learn first-class cursing. People who are addicted to food and crafts enthusiasts are attacked by local talents.
This article is also known as "The Husband is My Mouth Substitute" and "The Husband Makes Wooden Playgrounds for Me"
2025/04/26 Copywriting screenshot Weibo registration.
Intention: Love must be pursued boldly
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