Afu is a little weirdo with the appearance of a little bird. He lives with his family under the cold glacier. The family is happy. The sea monster neighbor next door will also feed him seafood, and he lives a happy life.
It's just that Afu's memory is very poor, and he loses his memory every once in a while. He foolishly runs away with humans, thinking that he is a little pet of humans.
Every time, his old father would follow him wailing and pick up the amnesiac Zai Zai, but the little Zai Zai would not recognize him and even made a comment: "It's a human pet! Humans keep me, humans, okay~"
After hearing this, the old father felt that the sky had fallen.
In desperation, they could only temporarily live in a human group. Little Afu also went to kindergarten with his human friends.
The old father who follows me secretly, but the scene he sees every time is:
The teacher started: "Small mouth~"
Ah Fu obediently continued: "Shut it up~"
Old father: "..."
Son, as a weirdo at the top of the food chain, how could you be taught to be so obedient by a human teacher? !
The other little weirdos around them sensed Ah Fu's powerful and strange aura, and came to recognize the boss one after another. Ah Fu, with a small milk bottle slung across his body, waved his little hand and accepted these little brothers.
Just when the younger brothers thought they had found a backer and were gearing up to invite their old enemy for a fight, their new boss was so ugly that he burst into tears when he saw the ugly appearance of his old enemy.
Brothers: "...?"
No, boss, are you a real child? !
Until Ah Fu cried and came to his powerful relatives. Seeing the weirdness of these kings, the younger brothers were convinced again and shouted in unison: "Boss Ah Fu, I worship you!"
In addition to these little brothers, Ah Fu also met many human friends. However, when time came, Ah Fu lost his memory again.
Many years later, the official issued a notice: something strange is coming, please pay attention to your safety.
Unfortunately, Afu is always near the place where the strange things happen. A strange organization that captures monsters not only arrests him, but also slaps the table and tells him not to act stupid.
He is always surrounded by a group of strange superpowers. They are powerful and have become the strongest people occupying one side. However, they hold his hand and ask him pitifully, "Didn't you agree to be good friends for life?"
Afu who lost his memory: O. O?
Real or fake, I don't know.
Old father: Fake! Give them all back!
……
The Yuyi family is the most powerful family in Weirdness. Its family members are all kings in Weirdness, but this time there is an exception. The smallest member can fall flat while walking on the road.
When you see them, you will be scared and scream.
Other weirdness: suppressing laughter.
Ah Fu, who was ridiculed by the weird crowd: "... Wuwu."
Other family members who silently picked up the knife: Kill!
Small theater:
When something strange happened, the ever-present fear spread in people's hearts, but one day, they discovered a strange, very polite bird.
Bird's guide to feathering:
1. Praise him for his beautiful feathers.
The favorability of the bird increases by one.
2. Carry delicious desserts with you for feeding.
The bird's favorability is increased by two.
3. Send cute dolls.
The favorability of the bird increases by three.
With the bird's weird favorability, you can get the bird's weird protection, and the chirping door will last forever!
Recommend the copy of the pre-received new article "Hand-in-hand Guide to Cultivating a Boss" as follows:
"He chases, he flees, he cannot fly."
On the eve of the success of her Ph. D. Program, Ning Zhirong suddenly died and entered an article written by a tyrant, becoming the pitiful protagonist who was raped and robbed by the tyrant.
The protagonist is affected by his family's poverty, his deceased mother, his cruel father, his seriously ill younger brother and his broken self.
After entering the entertainment industry, the cute and cute protagonist is taken care of by the protagonist Gong, who is incredibly domineering. The love-starved little pitiful man not only makes soup for love, but also unconditionally endures all kinds of cynicism from the protagonist Gong who is in the late stages of mania.
Ning Zhirong: "..."
With this kind of resilience, you are suitable for studying for a Ph. D.
System: "Please play the leading role seriously and complete important plot points. I will have a professional audience team here to give you scores."
Ning Zhirong had no choice but to rein in his irritating temper and play the role of a doormat seriously, but... Was there something wrong with the protagonist Gong?
On couples variety shows, Ba Zonggong acts like a clingy golden retriever who can't live without people. Once he doesn't see his figure, he pulls people and asks: "Have you seen my brother? Where is my brother?"
Oh, yes, Mr. Ba is one year younger than him.
At the plot point of the red-eye pinching literature, the protagonist should push him against the wall viciously, pinch his face to declare his sovereignty, and then the pink-eye attack occurs and he starts kissing.
Ning Zhirong had just shed a few tears when she saw the protagonist Gong suddenly take out a tissue and start wiping the wall seriously.
Ning Zhirong: "...?"
General Gongba was inexplicably shy: "There is dust on the wall. The white clothes you are wearing cannot get dirty."
"Can I kiss you now?"
Ning Zhirong: "..."
Are you a little too polite?
Before the mission could get formal, Ning Zhirong discovered that his partner was crazy. There was no other way. In order to score points in the final mission, Ning Zhirong had to teach the boss to attack and become the boss.
"Put your hands on my waist and look fierce."
"Don't be so obedient. Just do whatever you want. Don't ask me for my opinion."
"You cried when you were scolded when you were in a line with a black fan? Give me your phone and I'll scold you."
"..."
Audience: "...?"
Didn't you agree that the domineering president would have a soft and cute wife?
What are you two doing? !
Purpose: Work can lead to a better life
Reader comments
The allocation of fields is based on household registration. How can it be possible to divide the land into men and not women? The national policy can be written incorrectly.
Hahahaha, come on!
Why is it so difficult to raise so many insects all of a sudden? There are so many insects.
The allocation of fields is based on household registration. How can it be possible to divide the land into men and not women? The national policy can be written incorrectly.
Hahahaha, come on!
Why is it so difficult to raise so many insects all of a sudden? There are so many insects.
So pretty! ! ! ! ! Wait for more~
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