"I have a completely fair and just contract here. Are you willing to sign it?"
"Welcome, let's find out about the employment contract?"
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We have already said that we are employees, not family members. Please, this is an employment contract. How can any boss call an employee his or her mother?
I'm sorry, Ms. Mom, I mean... Dear Mom, there were a lot of people outside just now. You know, I will always be your most well-behaved daughter! I love you mom!
What? I have never been diagnosed with mental illness! I haven't even taken any psychotropic drugs! ——And speaking of illness, my employees are obviously more seriously ill, right? In comparison, I'm really super normal.
Eh? Isn't this a game? If it is a game, I am the player. Of course the player is omnipotent!
By the way, next time I get fired up, can a discerning employee play some BGM for me? I'm a player.
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High dimensions invade and the world becomes a weird amusement park.
The living people become players. While acquiring various abilities, they are forced to regularly enter the paradise created by the weird and play there for x days.
Even if you die in paradise, you will not die completely, you will only give up half of your soul and lifespan. And when you come back from playing in the park, the weirdness will give you a small part of your power and nourish your lost soul. All you have to do is please them and survive.
Until one day, strange rumors appeared in the amusement park——
It is said that there is a player who will show a perfect smile to every weird thing and enthusiastically offer an entry contract.
Whether you are willing to accept it or not, be sure to act sincerely and thoughtfully. And before giving the answer, open your eyes and carefully count how many weird "employees" there are behind this player.
They looked... So nice.
Intention: Be positive, love life, work together, unite and be friendly.