
Taking Test Papers on the First Stage of the Draft
选秀初舞台上做试卷
by He San (禾叁)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 385k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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[The entertainment industry has been an integral part of it since the rise of the Internet. Some people get positive emotional value from it, some people are ruined by it, some people analyze its two sides, and some people turn a blind eye to it. Please write an article based on the above content. It is required to choose the right angle, determine the concept, clarify the style of writing, and draft your own title. Do not copy or plagiarize. It should be no less than 800 words. The talent show was held again after many years. From the first stage, the show did not follow the routine and showed high school test papers. All the trainees:? This question mark is not that I have a problem, but that you have a problem. Why do you think we are trainees? Is learning too easy and unchallenging? Yun. I came to participate in the program for a salary of 6666. Hui. The audience in the live broadcast room turned into proctors and laughed at the trainees wantonly. What are you sleeping on? Can you sleep at this age? Writing self-introduction in the essay, 0 points! Who asked you to write Pinyin in English? Please note that this person is illiterate. Until the audience clicked into Yun Huilan's live broadcast room, the style of the barrage changed suddenly. [Isn't this a math problem? Why write in English? [No, how did you sneak in someone who really knows how to do it? [Didn't you say that beauty sets the scene? Why do I think this question is still so ugly? [Is it actually the last big question? Your cultivation level is actually above mine. The audience clicked on Yun Huilan's information card. He was only nineteen, and his new brain was easy to use. It wasn't until the recording started that the trainees discovered that I just signed up casually, but how could you, "Almighty Rising Star 100%," really be all-around? You arrange the music yourself, write the lyrics yourself, and you even have to be responsible for the staging and costumes! Forget about those things related to the stage. You have to cook your own meals. The trainees are responsible for the hygiene of the base. Even the greening of the base is required. What do the trainees want? Yun Huilan is like a fish in water in the show. Most people have the same starting point, which makes Yun Huilan's learning ability particularly abrupt. What, can't these things be learned in one go? If you don't know how, look for your own problems. Isn't this what everyone has learned over the years? When the C position finally debuted, reporters asked for comments. Yun Huilan smiled modestly: "Actually, I didn't even think about debuting at the beginning. I just signed up and unexpectedly it became popular." ———————— 1. Atypical draft, the competition system is based on the 101 series but most of them are self-created. 2. The background is set ten years later. It is too fictitious and should not be brought into the real world. 3. There is prostitution, there is a single arrow without expressing love, and the male protagonist is engaged in career. (But there are very few selling rot and single arrows!) 4. No prototype. 5. This is my first time writing an article, so I might make some mistakes, so please forgive me. 6. The author's mental state is worrying. It can be seen from the copy that he is not a normal person. If you don't mind, please don't enter. 7. The protagonist has two career lines, the draft and the other, so don't worry about entering by mistake. —————————————————————————— Put a bl in advance "After exchanging the same position with the abo world" The captain of the special operations team, Chen Xiao, traveled through time. Landed in my own home in abo world. Depending on the situation, the other person should be living an extraordinary life where his husband cheats, his servants bully him, and his relatives look down upon him. Chen Xiao: How can you survive being so depressed? What a ninja. He kicked the scumbag into the hospital and tidied up everyone in the villa into obedience. Not only should you be compliant, but five kilometers a day is essential. If you are not compliant, add ten kilometers. Single-handedly, he changed this place from an urban turmoil to a hot-blooded assault. There is no way, he doesn't have the time to act in a rich and bloody theater with this group of people, but he has a serious mission. Emotional games are even more unnecessary. Xia Zhuo came to stay: "Really or not, aren't you curious about how pheromones come out of humans? Aren't you curious about why everyone's taste is different?" Chen Xiao: "... One code will lead to another, wait, who made you lose your temper again!" Xia Zhuo is a very special being to Chen Xiao. The main reason is that this person is already dead in the original world. The special thing is that this person was his respected captain in the original world. Special in... Xia Zhuo: "You want to play that part again, you saw someone through my eyes again, right?" Chen Xiao pressed his glands, trying to block the odor that kept coming out: "Are you perverted, are you playing role-playing at this time?" He had never thought about it this way. He could tell clearly from the beginning. Who knows how this Xia Zhuo's brain grew. —— One day Xia Zhuo met a man who was very interested in him. He couldn't tell the person's gender. Under the sun, this person was full of specialness. Then he stayed at his brother's house because of his mission, and his brother introduced him that it was his omega. Hiss, Xia Zhuo gritted his teeth. The BGM is consciously filled in the mind. If one day I fall in love with your wife, if your wife also falls in love with me, brother, please don't cry loudly... After contacting him for a long time, he realized that what he had taken was not a husband-stealing script, but a stand-in script! The other self died heroically early, what a standard Bai Yueguang. Chen Xiao listened to his absurd reasoning and took a bite of his gland: "Stop writing scripts for yourself, okay? Show a similar type of psychotic man in a variety show without pre-payment: "Real Earthlings in Interstellar Love" After staying up all night during finals week, Ying Xingzhou had no choice but to faint and travel to the interstellar era. At that time, there was a long queue in front of him, and the floating screen next to him said that this was a romance audition site. Ying Xingzhou:? Love variety? Audition? Do I need to queue up for auditions for romance dramas? Is there something wrong with your planet? There is indeed a problem. All the people who carefully prepared their resumes failed, and those selected by netizens were all suffering from some serious illness. A: "My gender is an armed helicopter. The purpose is to explore how many genders people have. Ancient books prove that there were 120 genders in the earth period..." B: "Although I am one hundred and sixty-eight years old this year, I am still a young man. I have rich love experience and can provide players with an alternative choice..." C: "Do you know what kind of love is the most perfect in the world? Of course it's a fantasy love. Do you know how it feels to face the Paper Man's heartbeat faster? Do you know how to cry out of breath when facing the server closure announcement? I'm here to persuade everyone in the program to be the Paper Man's dream girl and boy…" D: "I came from the earth. You know the earth, the home of mankind. In fact, the earth has mastered space-time technology in its time. Think about how cool it would be to fall in love with the people on earth! " E: "You know, people who have given birth to children will love others. Don't look at me as a man, don't look at me as having not undergone reconstructive surgery, I just gave birth to a child, you know..." F: "How can mortals understand the true meaning of emotion? It must be enlightened by God's messengers in the world. I am the Pope, join us..." D: "The wind comes gently just as I walk gently. Only with people like me in the world can I understand the beauty of nature. I am a human being, a fog, and the dark matter traveling in the universe..." The truly honest and responsible Earthlings are so out of place. Ying Xingzhou finally chose to tell the truth: "I am an Earthling, the kind of ancient person who grew up on the Earth, you know..." Although the personality clashed with the previous popular contestants, netizens looked at Ying Xingzhou's face and voted for him honestly. In the show, Ying Xingzhou has a strong interest in everything and plays the role of an ignorant earthling conscientiously. Netizen: How could he act so much like Ying Xingzhou? He worked too hard. Ying Xingzhou: It's not an act. Netizens, program guests, and staff: I understand, I understand, just keep your personality. It wasn't until the program had been going on for a while that the alliance officials issued a notice that the space-time experiment had gone wrong, and they vigorously searched for the ancestors who were involved in their mistakes. Some netizens didn't think it was a big deal and directly embraced Ying Xingzhou's name. Netizen: Hahahahaha, the official verification is here. How does Zhouzhou plan to act this time? Until Ying Xingzhou walked out of the general office in good condition and was warmly received by the officials and given large-scale compensation, public opinion completely exploded. No, brother, you are really our ancestor! 1. As written, it is a fun and crazy variety show under the guise of a romantic variety show! 2. The protagonist has no love interest in the whole process, and there is no single arrow. To be precise, there are no arrows in the entire variety show, but the barrage will be hilarious. 3. Again, very crazy! 4. Everyone in this article is immersed in their own art and unable to extricate themselves. Purpose: To provide high-quality talents for the entertainment industry








Do you still like Dream Talk in modern times? Hahahahahahahaha
Damn it, I've also seen Wenbiao's sweet articles that only ended with "he" ()