Priest (the corners of his mouth twitched and the wand was pointed at him): Mr. Severus Prince Snape, are you willing to marry... Ahem, Potions as your wife? Take care of her, love her, no matter poor or rich, sick or healthy, love and respect each other, never leave her, and stay together forever?
Severus (smiling with satisfaction): I am willing to take Potion as my wife! Take care of her, love her, rich or poor, in sickness or in health, love and respect each other, and never leave until death do us part.
Priest: Mr. Snape, are you willing to respect and love each other and share the joys and sorrows of this life with the potions?
Severus: I do.
Priest (turning to the twitching crowd below): Then, I declare that from today on, Mr. Snape and the potions will be married. From now on, they will be together forever, grow old together, and share the joys and sorrows!
The door suddenly opens
The man who walked in against the light: I disagree!
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The CP is uncertain, the NP is uncertain, the update is uncertain, and the length is uncertain!