[Original God] Farmer, but the God of Gnawing Old Age to Support the Rock

[Updated at 9 p. M., Pre-receipt of "Cos Ying Xing, Hitting the Rock King Emperor at the Beginning" and a good friend's serialized article "Spells are the Chinese Magic Weapon System" "My brother turned into a ghost again!" For 50 million, you played a pirated farming game called a holographic game, and when you woke up, you had a wife you fell in love with at first sight. Momoka: Oh hoo! Zhongli's wife, players are farming to support you! Soon, with your cool operation, you successfully turned the farming simulator into a Teyvat group pet simulator. Not only do you have a brother who is a knight, but you also have a sister who is a demon! Even the parents (system) are complete! You are so happy! Tianli who was forced to be the player's parent: I don't want to be your parent, thank you. Other people (gods) who were forced to become the player's brother and sister: Those who don't like Tao Xia are just gay, good-bye, worthless things! Tianli:...... Ha! ———— As the number of people on the farm expands, you gradually become the number one household in Teyvat. If you sell some wine, Chenxi Winery and the Fools will rush to sign a contract. Even if you sell a fish, Liyue Qixing will be shocked and buy like crazy! Even if you just sell desserts, you can make General Thunder wave his hand and say, 'I want them all! ' The farmer's daily life is peaceful and happy. One day, you learn that the Queen of Winter is going to raise a flag of rebellion against heaven. For the sake of family harmony, you took action. As a result, the farmer changed his job and became a savior. Momoya: Is there something wrong? ? Then, the pet cat also became another wife (young version) Momoka: Wait, this seems even more wrong! ! After a long time, you were so pinched by Double Dragon that you collapsed. You once wanted to quit the game but couldn't find the logout button. You were completely honest. This is indeed a pirated game! Complaint! Players need to quit the game! Zhongli: Oh? Is A Tao going to violate the [contract] between us? Morax: Then he who breaks his word shall be punished by eating the rock. After being captured, you become the sandwich again:... Wait, the eating rock in the contract is definitely not this 'eating' rock! —————— Pre-collection of "Cos Rimuru's I Became a Nameless Guest" 'Rimuru' died, but he lived again and turned into his cosplayer's slime Rimuru. His life in Teyvat was colorful until now, and he has come to the grand stage of galactic space comedy. Question: Why do you want to come out? Answer: To find his lost Lao Gong. Facing the vast Milky Way, his eyes darkened. At this time, his bad friend No. 1 Appeared and kindly reminded him. Aha: Honey, are you looking for someone? Why not ask about the magical Star Dome Train? Rimuru: (Suddenly enlightened) What you said makes sense! No (Slime alert) You didn't come just to watch me have fun, right? But in order to find the person quickly, he couldn't care so much. He quickly found the Star Dome Train, showed his ticket, made a request, and got on the train smoothly. Then, he and the train crew were forced to experience a series of exciting wanted manhunt and god-making events, about which Slime was hesitant to say anything. Rimuru: Does the nameless passenger on your star train have the physique of Cosmic Conan? Why did something happen wherever I went? ! Forget it, this question isn't important. What's important is that you guys don't stop him from finding Morax! Do you believe it after eating it? ! … In the impression of the train crew, Slime Rimuru is a cute boy who has lost his old strength, is weak but can eat, but he is also their important companion. It's just... It doesn't have to be so edible! Quickly vomit out all the Doomsday Beast/Mother of Falsehood/Huanhui/God's Day that you have eaten——! Reading guide for this article: 1. Players create a flow of people, enjoy the article, ooc, ooc, ooc, and say important things three times. 2. Farming, food, brewing, and adventure mining all in one package. 3. Whether they are humans or demons, all of them will farm for me! ! 4. The hook is very big, very big, the logic is dead, and the ending is he. 5. The text and memes were finalized on June 22, 2024. We are not responsible for the plot of Genshin Impact after that (I don't want to be backstabbed) Yes, I'm talking about you! [Limitations of God] PV! ! Who would have thought that the maintainer of the Traveler Twins at the beginning of the game would be missing and suspected of betrayal? ! Ahhhh, I don't care, I'm blind, I can't see! Purpose: Farming is the best!