Cemetery Cleaner Recruitment Notice

[Sisters' memes are the same! ! It just moved from the wake to the cemetery! ! "Cemetery Cleaner Recruitment Notice. Five days off, two days off, night work, three hours, monthly salary of RMB 8,000, five social insurances and one housing fund paid at the actual salary level, no educational requirements required. " A job posting instantly became a hot topic. Netizen ①: A monthly salary of 8,000? Three hours a day? Not to mention the cleaning staff! You can let me sleep next to the tombstone Netizen ②: I only need a salary of 6,000, hire me, thank you. Netizen ③: I can work for three hours, and then chat with relatives in the cemetery for three hours, focusing on warm companionship. … Just when the enthusiasm of netizens reached its highest point, another piece of news came—— "This place is haunted and a lot of strange things happen. Whose cleaning lady needs to work three hours at night?" The enthusiastic netizens fell silent instantly. At the same time, Nie Zhizhi, who had just won the ghost story and traveled back in time, silently applied for the job. * The news of a live broadcast between a male celebrity who is widely criticized on the Internet and a green tea beauty Internet celebrity has spread all over the Internet. It is said that the cemetery is extremely strange, and even the identity of the deceased is very special! Before the broadcast, The most popular male star on the Internet: polite, loving fans, loving life, and a beautiful world. Green Tea Beauty: Baby, dear, I won't lie to you~ Audience in the live broadcast room: Hey, sensationalizing. After the broadcast, Paper money is flying all over the sky, little paper figures are dancing, Black male celebrities all over the Internet: Mom! I want to go home! ! These are all company releases, all fake, let me go home! Green Tea Beauty: Don't come here, I'll slap you if you come here again... Do you have money? Oops, I can still hold on for a while. Just as the audience in the live broadcast room was trembling, a magical scene appeared. A girl wearing a cleaning lady's costume burst into the scene, She is beautiful! She is beautiful! She... She ran after the paper money! And danced with the little paper figures! Live broadcast room audience: ... After a while, Male star: Oh, it doesn't matter. Image? No. You want me to learn from the top class? What are you studying, falling in love with three female celebrities at the same time? Green tea beauty: Yes, I am here to make money. My brother here bought a yacht. Thank you, brother! Which ghost do you want to see? I'll take my eldest brother to see it! Only Nie Zhizhi is still cleaning diligently. While cleaning, I tripped someone secretly, kicked someone secretly, secretly... In the corner, under the shadow, the little spirits hugged each other and trembled: "Don't come over!!" * The biggest enemy of the Exorcist House, the serial murderer Jiang Yan, known as the source of all evil, accidentally got into a car accident and became a vegetative state during his escape. He has not yet woken up. One day, Shui Lingling, the spirit body of the serial murderer, appeared next to Nie Zhizhi and refused to leave. When facing Nie Zhizhi, Jiang Yan: Here, you have never been a murderer, I have the final say. When Nie Zhizhi was dealing with the difficult spirit body, Jiang Yan, who claimed to be the boss, obediently hid behind Nie Zhizhi: Come on, I'll cheer you up. When Jiang Yan's good brothers try to find out the truth and avenge him, Nie Zhizhi was moved by reason and emotion: If Jiang Yan knew you did this, would he be happy? Jiang Yan:? , I'm happy, I'm happy! Go! Kill him! The good brother cried bitterly: I want to live a good life for him! ! Jiang Yan:...... He can do this himself. Purpose: Make money