The arrogant and poisonous tongue of the half-assed "Corpse Guide" is attacked by the fake and rough guy of the "Research Animal" boss
Yan Qinghuai (huai) [earth immortal] × Feng Yuheng (yuheng) [person]
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#Master of metaphysics or matchmaker in the ghost world#
As a student of a certain mystical university, Feng Yuheng was successfully promoted to a researcher by virtue of his professional status. However, his mentor successfully "promoted" him on his first day as a researcher.
Feng Yuheng: "..."
After discussion with the school's top management, Feng Yuheng got a handsome, fair-haired tutor.
Feng Yuheng: "Hello, teacher."
"Teacher?" Yan Qinghuai looked at the slightly bearded Feng Yuheng, "You look much older than me."
Feng Yuheng: "..."
"The Invisible Lover"
"Master, I feel that there is an invisible person always following my son."
Yan Qinghuai: "Mental illness is not in my research field, so I'm off work."
Feng Yuheng sighed and held his forehead: "Let me take a look at the eight characters."
"Teacher, this person should have been dead for three years."
Yan Qinghuai: "Oh, really? Wait a minute, I'll look through the book and send a message to Moments for help."
"It turns out I'm not a human being"
"I finally waited until my lover died, but he didn't seem to recognize me."
Yan Qinghuai: "Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease or did you drink Meng Po soup in advance?"
Feng Yuheng: "Where is he? Could you please introduce him? Let's sit down and have tea."
"Teacher, if you are not sick, have no disasters, and are not persecuted, how can you not remember it?"
Yan Qinghuai: "Oh, really? Wait for me, I will send it to Moments again."
"A Hundred Years of Love"
"I've been waiting for him for a hundred years, why hasn't he come to me yet?"
Yan Qinghuai: "Maybe he's not dead yet. This person is more likely to survive."
"... Yan Qinghuai, tell me your mobile phone password, and I will send it to Moments for you."
Yan Qinghuai: "It's not that I can't do it, it's just that there are too many different kinds of love brains nowadays, and they are beyond the scope of my research."
Feng Yuheng: "What is the scope of your research? What are the 10,01 ways to eat ginger?"
Yan Qinghuai: "I'll sleep on the sofa or Yanbi tonight, choose one."
"There are indeed a lot of love brains nowadays..."
"Weapon Spirit"
Yan Qinghuai: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... I sat up in shock while dying of illness, my love brain is myself."
PS:
1. [Main attack] There are many private settings, and 85% of the things related to metaphysics are just nonsense from me. Don't believe it. Just watch it for fun. Don't take it seriously. Just believe in science.
2. Shuangjie 1V1, no split or reverse, the character has no prototype, please do not substitute. It is a modern fiction. The locations mentioned in this article are all made up and should not be brought into reality.
3. Do not accept any control, thank you.
4. Logical characters serve love and plot.
5. I can't think of it right now, I'll add it when I think of it.
6. I wish you all good health while making a fortune, your lumbar and cervical vertebrae will always be healthy, and harmony will bring you wealth.
7. Comment on the opening paragraph, three or four times a day, with occasional updates.
8. The copy has been saved as a screenshot on June 17, 2024.
9. The main text is published in Jinjiang Literature City and is only responsible for the genuine readers. It is not easy for the author to code the words. Please support the genuine edition.
Mission: Love can heal everything
