On the third day after Tao Yuan was born, his mother held him and stood next to another crib, pointing at the wrinkled baby inside and saying, "We must love each other forever from now on!"
If Tao Yuan could speak at that time, he would have shouted: "Run away!"
Tao Yuan feels that the greatest merit in his life is that he has to be with Chi Hua 365 days a year, and he has not yet killed that guy.
Seven-year-old Chi Hua brought home a dog and asked him to get three shots of rabies vaccine.
When Chi Hua, a ten-year-old boy, asked him to swim wildly, he almost said goodbye to the world.
At the age of fourteen, Chi Hua helped him send love letters, which made him famous on the radio station.
At the age of 16, Chi Hua forced him to run away from home and made him sit in the police station for an entire afternoon.
The most terrible thing is that he borrowed the wrong novel. Chi Hua looked at the two men on the cover with horror, covering his chest and asked, "You don't have a crush on me, do you?"
Tao Yuan:......
Seventeen-year-old Chi Hua always said that his crush made him completely homophobic.
Tao Yuan thought that if he could wait until graduation, he would immediately break up the gang and stop having any contact with each other until death.
So they applied to two universities, one in the south and one in the north, more than 3,000 kilometers apart.
On the day Tao Yuan received the notice, he set off a bunch of firecrackers to celebrate his escape from suffering.
Eighteen-year-old Chi Hua asked him: Will you think of me in the lonely late nights in the future?
Tao Yuan said: Don't be disgusted with me.
Chi Hua asked again: Do you know what kind of disgustingness can make people unforgettable?
Who knew that the answer was not just a sentence, but Chi Hua holding his face and kissing him.
In exchange, Tao Yuan gave him a fist and said: "Get out!"
Chi Hua sat on the ground, smiled with a swollen face, and said vaguely, "Sorry, I got drunk and kissed the wrong person."
Later, Tao Yuan thought of the kiss and those words that day, and could only say to himself: "You are talking nonsense."
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Let's play a game of irony
Tao Yuan: Oh, I love him vigorously and crazily
Chi Hua: me too~~~
The bamboo horse is talking nonsense again.
Being cold on the outside and hot on the inside is attacked by X.
Purpose: Study well and live well
