Tang Qingran transmigrated, but into the wrong world: from a modern, technology-driven setting into an underdeveloped cultivation and entertainment world.
The System's goal was still to make him a global superstar.
Tang Qingran counted on his fingers. There were more than six thousand underdeveloped entertainment worlds.
Where the heck had it sent him? Was he supposed to build everything from scratch, handcraft an internet for the masses, create an entertainment empire, and finally become a global superstar?
Was this some kind of “bring internet access to the countryside” project?!
No, even modern villages weren't this completely cut off from the world. Was this place more backward than a black-market operation?
The world really was one big amateur operation. He was done for.
Still, there was good news: the moment Tang Qingran landed, his senior brother, Zuo Wuyue, found him and brought him into the sect.
And so began a lifetime of mooching off his senior brother.
So what if he later found out his senior brother was the Supreme Demon Lord? As long as he could keep mooching, that was fine.
Senior brothers have three great qualities: they eat with you, sleep with you, and play with you. No, that's not right. Try again: they save your life, help you cultivate, and shower you with gold!
Aah! That's all wrong!
Senior brothers have three awful qualities: they mess with your head until your brain explodes. They're heartless clients who make you work on games until you hate them. Their bodies are rock-hard, and they've got two lethal weapons!!!
Tang Qingran silently backed up two steps and covered his butt.
His senior brother was absolutely no good today!
A word of warning! Not every senior brother is the Supreme Demon Lord, and not every Supreme Demon Lord is a dragon.
Tang Qingran reminds everyone to check the details, examine the actual product, and see whether you can return it within seven days for any reason.
None of the above applies, so be sure to read the product manual!!!
The cultivation world's masses: Stop peddling your shoddy goods and hurry up and build the Spirit Internet!
And one more thing: hurry it up, Tang Qingran!
The senior brother who gets mooched off x the junior brother who mooches off him. Height and build difference.
Senior brother: 190 cm. Junior brother: 178 cm.
Theme: Fight for a better life!