Sweeping the "mensau" army Zhang Baiyang × Ren Ji crazy from east to west, north and south Zhang Yangyang
This is the story of a lost young master of the Zhang family who was picked up by another man named Zhang.
As the saying goes: Your deskmate is like a butcher's knife.
(This is my roommate. He is a great thief. He has access to the hall and the kitchen. He has gained my youth. I just want to "bravely explore the world" with him.)
The child is cold and silent? Mostly because of shyness, it would be nice to have a deskmate.
——Inscription (very serious)
On this side of the mountain, on this side of the sea, there is a "birds love to poop", a lively town with beautiful women, handsome men, and a lot of people and sophistication.
No one would have thought that in such a "secular" town, on a dark, windy (crossed out), freezing (antonymous) night (outrageous), a cold-blooded young man who would be frequently provoked by countless gangsters in the area, and who would frequently fight against the gangsters, would emerge from the sky (it's true). His name was Zhang Baiyang.
However, this young man who grew up in random killings on the streets also had times when he "sheathed his sword" and was at a loss.
Question: "Excuse me, how do you feel about the neighbor who moved here?"
A certain Yang: "..."
Question: "Excuse me, how do you feel about your neighbor being your deskmate?"
A certain Yang: "..."
Question: "Excuse me, how do you feel about your deskmate named 'Zhang Yangyang' and being treated as a brother because his name is similar to yours?"
A certain Yang: "..."
Question: "Excuse me, are you mute?"
A certain Yang: "No." (This person already wears a hearing aid)
Question: "..." (Zhang Yangyang next to him was already laughing crazy and asking questions)
Zhang Yangyang: "Xiaobai, who said that having 'jiang' in the ID would be cute? I want to change my style recently, so... Can you give me some advice?"
Zhang Baiyang: "Garlic dipping sauce."
Zhang Yangyang: "..."
Zhang Baiyang opened his mouth to coax, but Zhang Yangyang said: "But I don't eat garlic."
Zhang Baiyang: "???"
Zhang Yangyang: "Tsk... Where are the onions... Green onions with dipping sauce! OK, green onions with dipping sauce!"
Zhang Baiyang regained his emoticon, which means that you are happy as long as you are happy.
In short: look, look, the two sheep are coming, no applause, just scream!
Determination: If your life is still alive, keep going.
