Poisonous Lobster Diary (Curse Return)

Poisonous Lobster Diary Unknown year, month and day I was reborn. In my last life, I was harmed by a traitor. In this life, I will definitely... Withdraw, withdraw, I just got a takeaway for offense and defense, and they actually exiled me to Kou Island! ! Unknown year, month and day It's so annoying, what the hell is Yusanjia? I would rather go to Lao Wang's place and listen to him playing the flute than listen to the chatter of the old men here. Unknown year, month and day I heard that there is a child in the house next door who has six eyes. It's so amazing. Let me go and check it out. Unknown year, month and day Liar! He doesn't have six eyes at all, he's just a little kid pretending to be cool, and he's a god, all for show. Unknown year, month and day There are so many ghosts and magicians here. It's so strange. Do I still have a chance to go back? So which Guisun Mingjiao robbed my bodyguard? Believe it or not, I asked my senior brother to sleep with you to death! Unknown year, month and day Today I found a very anxious child at home. In order to learn martial arts with him, I have made him my adoptive father. After I learned martial arts and beat him into amnesia, I no longer knew about it. Unknown year, month and day Those old men were shouting about the Ten Shadows every day. After listening to it for a long time, it seemed that it was similar to my sect's martial arts. They were all about summoning snakes and insects. By the way, the guy next door took the initiative to talk to me for the first time and asked me why I called the big snake "Gaji Snake". Unknown year, month and day I went on a mission today and met a little black-haired kid. I thought he was very good-natured, so I finally accepted him as my successor after tricking and coaxing him. Unfortunately, I didn't have any candied haws on a stick or a little green on my body, so I asked my men to buy them right away. The little green was unavailable, so I just bought a car and apple candies that were about the same as candied haws on a stick and gave them to him. Don't worry, apprentice, you will definitely be the master of someone else! Unknown year, month and day Oh my god, Brother Drag actually went out to find me. What do you mean? Is he finally willing to teach me his martial arts secrets? Damn it, you actually came here to feed my mother! Unknown year, month and day The apprentice has grown up, and I am thinking about what to give. By the way, there seems to be a curse spirit in the back mountain. Choose the highest grade one and give it to my apprentice. To be honest, its taste is really weird, but it doesn't matter. The master has a pot to stew for you. PS: We will definitely take a detour when we see Chunyang Palace. ........... Unknown year, month and day I'm not happy. My apprentice is rebellious and doesn't call me master anymore. Damn it, is my lovely apprentice also entering the rebellious phase? ......... Unknown year, month and day I suspect that this guy Gojo has taken a liking to my apprentice. Sure enough, I was curious about being gay when I was a kid, and I want to be gay when I grow up. In fact, I am very open-minded. There is nothing to hide in this situation. After all, we are short of everything except gays. ......... Unknown year, month and day Glass said that drinking more milk can help you grow taller, but why am I almost pickled by the milk and not growing much taller? And why are disciples, Wu Tiao and the Sky Monkey the same? This is unreasonable. The juniors in the sect are obviously about the same height as me! ......... Unknown year, month and day Damn it, they found out that when I was a kid, I called someone my adoptive father in order to learn martial arts. I was so angry! ......... Unknown year, month and day It's terrible. Glass is indeed right, they are two scumbags... Intention: The sky breaks and the snow turns white at dusk