Gojo: I'll kill you.
Daiyu: I'll bury you.
He's in charge of both killing and burying, so how can he not be considered the best partner?
Xia You:? ? Hello!
(Just kidding, there is no CP in this article)
Copywriting:
It is said that Fairy Jiangzhu returned her tears and repaid her kindness. She felt that the five depressions in her heart had been resolved, and her soul returned to the world of hatred and freedom.
Just because she was born out of plants and trees, she was born with a sincere heart for flowers, and over time she became a goddess, protecting three thousand plants in the world.
Nowadays, there is another public case that should be concluded, and a lot of "flowers and flowers" die unjustly one after another...
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The world administrator wildly hinted: "How come Mr. Gojo's 'Flowers and Plants' are not considered plants?"
"You mean, I'm going to stay in Nuo?" Daiyu raised her eyes, "Really or not?"
Administrator: "..."
Daiyu sneered and threw away the comic: "I know that if others don't take the rest, they won't give it to me."
Administrator:? ? ?
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So, in order to defeat Su Nuo, or to protect the "flowers and plants" that were cursed back to the world, Daiyu descended to earth again and transformed into a weak and pitiful magician.
○When the general manager issued a task again,
Daiyu: It's hard for me to worry about you. I'm so busy.
Director's Department: Huh?
○When I fell into emo at the same time and was about to defect,
Daiyu: On weekdays, everything I tell you has turned a deaf ear. Why do you obey ninety-nine times faster than an imperial edict?
Xia You:... Huh?
○When someone who is the strongest says that he "will win",
Daiyu: Look, I'm starting to draw cakes again. If I believed it, I'd probably burst into tears.
Gojo: Huh? !
○Going to work overtime——
Daiyu: Is this overtime only for me, or is it for everyone?
Glass/Nanami/Ichichi/Kusakabe:...?
Daiyu: After all, you only get such a small salary and you still have to call on people 24 hours a day? What kind of high-level person is this? Just call him a locust guy!
Everyone:! ! !
Glass and Nanami liked it like crazy and sincerely invited Daiyu to have a drink together.
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No one knows Daiyu's technique.
Until one drizzle day, everyone saw her carrying a magic hoe, and at her feet was the senior director of the general manager's department who was buried up to her neck.
Everyone: ⊙□⊙
Grandpas: Save! Help!
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Daiyu wiped away her tears: It's funny, it's an occupational disease.
Sister Baoer who is burying people in another world:? ? Occupational disease? What is it?
(Thanks to my dog for bringing Sister Baoer the inspiration. Sister Baoer, do you want to bury someone together? (Bushi)
One sentence introduction: Have you ever read a book during the same period? What medicine does Orange take now?
2024.05.20
Intention: Loving flowers and plants is also a kind of love