[The story has been written] [The player GM has taken up the post]
The "little three rabbits" who were once scolded by the scumbag PUA became the whole Internet VS the "has-been commander" who was stabbed in the back by his brother and fell to the altar. Two unlucky guys who were exposed by the Internet to the point of being autistic formed the "Anti-Gang Death Squad"!!!
"Tutorial on how to tear off a scumbag by a female protagonist": a textbook on anti-gangsterdom on the contemporary Internet
"Record of the Male Protagonist's Revenge and Slap in the Face": If you refuse to offend and kill the donkey, please be a human being
"Double Strong CP": Millions of phoenixes spread their wings and soar, top commanders retire from the world, and the dual strong combination is officially included in the official game
"GM Hidden": Isn't it normal to do a task, fall in love, and hold hands?
Sisters, come and see this couple who crawled back from hell to save each other! While watching them tearing apart the black pieces with their hands, my aunt laughed. My current mental state is like: ??!!??
Copywriting:
"I thought I was at cpdd, who knew it was tqdd on the other side??"
It is the first anniversary of the holographic online game "Yi Shuihan", but the players don't care about the benefits of the activities at all, they are all busy eating melon——
The owner of the melon is named Xiaobaitu, and she is a San'er sister who specializes in stealing other people's love.
Her brother shouted sweetly. In the voice record posted by the host: "Good night, brother~" "Brother is awesome!"
She talks sweetly. "I want to find another place to miss you~" "I'm going to sleep, because it's all about you in my dreams~"
Players are like ants in a melon field, talking about it and even starting to imitate it and compete in acting skills online.
The melon owner himself secretly hid in the teapot of the popular No. 1 Song and listened for a while, and almost became so angry that he vomited blood. She is really a mute who eats Coptis chinensis and cannot express her sufferings... She is clearly "being fucked"!
What's the point of letting two girls fight in front and Wen being the coward? Little Pendulum Rabbit decided to fight back, vowing to find out the invisible culprit and make him pay a hundred times the price! !
————
The little pendulum rabbit was kicked out of the teapot room after his identity was recognized, and was forced to flee all the way. He fled into a narrow and dark alley, and just when he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he bumped into a mysterious man in black at the corner.
She recognized it as You Yungui, who was known as the league's greatest god and the encyclopedia of "Yi Shuihan". Now he is scolded as the "backstabbing brother" who betrayed information to the opponent and led to Yunque's defeat. He was abandoned by the gang and fell in love with her.
The little pendulum rabbit's eyes lit up, trying to win over the other party...
You Yungui said without hesitation: "Oh, I refuse."
Little Pendulum Rabbit stalked: "Are you really not thinking about it?"
"Let's fight against gangsters together."
"You won't lose money by investing in shares!"
You Yungui avoided her and moved forward, replying simply, "No."
The little pendulum rabbit trotted to catch up, still refusing to give up, "Don't go!"
You Yungui didn't stop, glanced at her, and said with a cold face, "Do I know you?"
"I know you, You Shen!" Little Pendulum Rabbit's eyes were blazing, "And I believe you were wrongly accused!"
You Yungui's eyes flashed slightly, as if he was interested, "Why?"
…
Two days later, "Ding dong!" [You just received a friend request!
You Yungui: "Does the cooperation you mentioned still count?"
————————
Reading guide:
1. The sentimental "Sister San'er" who was hung up as a teapot & the "Backstabbing Brother" who was scolded to get out of the league! ! ! (No loss if you invest in shares)
2. Some of the game settings refer to online mobile games such as Han, Tian San, Yan Shiliu Sheng, etc., But the content and plot are all original.
Intention: Be less violent and be civilized online. Distinguishing right from wrong starts with me.