Everyone Is Reckless, Rely on Me to Get Back to You
全员莽夫,靠我回档
by Laughing Wildly (笑蛮)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 167k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVSwitching
- Age18+
- Lighthearted
- Power Fantasy
- Sweet Story
Synopsis
Legend has it that the records in the Book of Mountains and Seas are incomplete, and there are many unrecorded monsters still hiding in the mountains and seas. After tens of thousands of years, they have reached the end of their lifespan. In order to continue to live, they focus on the human beings who use Nuwa to turn soil into flesh and cut branches into bones. Legend has it that as long as both parties agree to the exchange, the demon can obtain human bones and gain immortality, while the human being can gain demonic power temporarily and get what he wants if he obtains demon bones. Shan Hai Jin Lu is a book and an organization. There are demons and humans among them. For the peaceful coexistence of humans and demons, they do not object to humans voluntarily exchanging human bones with demons, and will resolutely eliminate every demon that eats humans and bones. Qi Wan was born weak and short-lived, but he joined Shanhai Jinlu because he received a sacred bone. Since then, it has attracted a lot of attention. Some worship him as their teacher There was a former benefactor who followed him with a favor in return. What is the purpose of beautiful women that can be met everywhere?| Some people say that his fate in this life is like this: he has few relatives, is lonely and helpless, everyone he loves will leave him, and those who approach him have ulterior motives. The disciple is, the benefactor is, so is the beauty? What is his purpose in coming to me? In response, the beauty said, I am a god, and it was you who lured me into the mortal world. After Jin Yu's death, the system threw him into a novel written by a third-rate author. The plot was simple and mindless. A civil country and a military country fought against each other, and were finally eliminated and unified by a country with both civil and military skills. As a teacher who advocates literature, Jin Yu thinks that even if he is not in the final victorious country, he is at least in the literary country. When he opened his eyes, he saw a group of savage and muscular men, and he was trembling under the executioner's knife with his breasts exposed. Fortunately, the system gave him the ability to roll back. ———— In a place where reckless men are everywhere, in order to avoid being hacked to death on the street, Jin Yu can stay at home and stay at home. But in an ancient dynasty, What should I do if my parents commit suicide? Can the implication system be abolished if it is backward? Secluded life ———— Yuzhang has known the cruelty of this world since he was born, how cruel it is to survive, the weak and the strong, you fight against me. As a son who was only found by the emperor when he was twelve years old, he did not develop the strong and brave body that his family used to conquer the world, nor did he acquire the martial arts passed down from his family, so he was despised. In order to prove himself, he chose to challenge his father's bravest and most despised general who wanted to kill him on the stage of life and death. He was thirteen years old that year. Facing a man five or six times more powerful and experienced than himself, he bravely stood up and died. After strangely dying and resurrecting, living and dying again, time seemed to be stuck at this moment. Finally, he discovered his opponent's flaw. From then on, in the eyes of everyone, he became a genius who could kill his opponent with one strike. Until the moment he learned the truth, he held Jin Yu and cried heartbrokenly, "It turns out that I am just a loser who can't win against others..." Jin Yu: "... No, the most important thing is the result, as long as the result is good." "But I still feel looked down upon." "No," "Then give me a kiss." "..." Yuan Shen, who was recommended to Tsinghua University, wanted to carry forward the family through life and death. Unexpectedly, his ancestors backhanded him and completely lost the family fortune. Alas, the ancestors failed to live up to expectations! That was the bride price for his wife. Divine power leaks, artifacts and creatures disturb the human world. Road concealment In order to get his money back, Yuan Shen worked hard for his creditor, but after getting along for a long time, he discovered that the creditor actually Just to guard the things left by our ancestors and become bigger and stronger. Unexpectedly, the family heirlooms were taken away, and the magnificent home was turned into a shabby house. Xie Yulian spent his own money to live broadcast the bounty match. It is a basic standard to require players to have good skills! It's not too much to ask for a little more pleasant sound! "Not too much, not too much at all!!" Fans shouted that the great fan welfare should not stop. The competition was in full swing and the live broadcast was full of passion. However, after the broadcast ended, Dugu's Xie Yulian felt lonely and depressed. Because of his incompetent husband, his sex life after marriage has been blank so far. My husband's best friend is not angry for him: Don't spread rumors and slander my brother. He just has a white moonlight in his heart and is protecting him like a jade. We are proud to be brothers with such an affectionate man. Xie Yulian listened, frowning and saying nothing. After a while: "So, what does this have to do with me? It's me who marries him. If he doesn't fulfill his sexual needs, it's his fault." "Besides, I don't care whether it's white moonlight, red bloodlight or blue moon. I am the sun, and all the planets will revolve around me." ———— Fang Qibei loves to play games and watch live broadcasts of games, but unfortunately his uncle doesn't like this very much until he discovers that his uncle's ID has a higher fan rating than his in the live broadcast room where he likes to broadcast. This ID even asked inexplicably in the live broadcast room: "Anchor, what should I do if I fall in love with someone who has a partner?" Qiao Yulian thought for a while: "I think we should at least ask the other party's opinion first." ———— Fang Si has been decisive and decisive since he was a child, his studies have been soaring, and he has been vigorous and resolute in his career. He has never been roundabout and repeated, until he fell in love with a married man, and he was cautious for the first time. ———— One day, Ji Yan received a strange phone call, "What do I want from your wife?" What scam call? Ji Yan responded abstractly, "Take whatever you want." Since then, his wife has become someone else's wife. Cheng Weiyi is not only a coward, but also an unlucky guy. Who can experience at the same time: being kicked out of the company in career; being shunned by parents at home; being cheated on by your boyfriend; being cheated wherever you go? Sometimes... I really want to kick this inhumane world to pieces. But she is a coward~ Maybe God sees her as pitiful and allows her to change her mind and body as she pleases. In her dream, she transformed into a tall and powerful monster and took revenge on the bad guys who bullied her. There was always a little monster that "actively" followed her, clinging to her and unable to be separated from her. Small monsters and big monsters that are almost identical except for their size travel through various dreams together. The little monster finally grew up little by little. The little monster showed its fangs to the big monster. The big monster was chased and fled: I have been kind to you at least, but you actually treat me like this? Are you polite? The little monster finally got his revenge and got his revenge: You took over my body and used it to do whatever you wanted, and you still think I'm rude? Fhhfkhjhhh Gong: I have been a good husband and father for many years. Shou: Show him the script. Marry first, love first, then happiness On the surface, he is gentle and elegant, but on the inside, he is free and free-spirited. Qin Gengsheng, a poor boy with no money, no power and no education, once became proud of himself and got married to Gu Xiruan, a noble son from a prominent scholarly family. They had been married for many years. They were so loving that they wanted to hold him in the palm of his hand and respect each other as guests. But he became the first group of guests to be eliminated in a love show. It's not that I don't love you enough, it's just that the show team is cheating. "I'm kidding, my Xi Ruan is so noble, as cold and noble as the moon in the sky, how could he be so restrained?" "The elimination was intentional on my part, and it was necessary to make money." This is me, a man who has been a good husband and father for many years. Unexpectedly, just after the first week of elimination, something went wrong with Gu Xiruan. Su Luo, who came to the big city from the countryside, lost both his parents and sold all his wealth. In order to survive, he had to rely on his good figure to enter the entertainment industry and act as a stand-in for the entire entertainment industry. If... Substituting for part of it counts as substituting. Director: "Of course, forget it, we are all looking for serious substitutes, naked substitute, hand substitute, foot substitute, leg substitute, back substitute, naked substitute, bed..." Su Luo blushed. The first few things were fine. The work was simple and easy, with a high degree of freedom. The wages were settled one by one, and the money came in quickly. He was doing his job until someone asked him to... Become his replacement. —— Great movie king "Being different from me is different!" Monsters are different, monsters are different, gods are different, and beasts are different. Qi Wen Nian is determined to give all "different" a home, ah no... A household registration. The world is different, alien races are running rampant and harming the human race. It is necessary to be naturalized and bound by the law to bring peace to the world. The beautiful alien fell into the mortal world. Qi Wennian asked: "What kind of household registration do you want to register?" Alien: "Enter your household registration." "Who are you to me?" "... The widow." —————— Hundreds of years ago, a young man said to the god in front of him: "I don't want him to walk in the world as if he were in a cage." The god replied: "Actually, everyone in this world is in a cage. There are too many shackles, and it is difficult to be free." The young man shook his head: "No, he is different. I lured him into the mortal world and hid his golden body." Intention: people