Provoke Ghosts

What a shameful person! But the evil spirits don't know! Yan Chou: I want to lick my mole, kiss my lips, hold my waist, cough, cough, cough... I am good at everything, but I don't know how to be charming. Gan Heng: "There are always those who want to do evil things to me! But I am upright!" He has a good nature and is an evil spirit who is crazy and aggressive (the ingredients are very complex). He always wants to make a little bit of trouble with others and is comfortable with being scolded. He is a sophisticated, smooth, gentle, kind and straight man who is self-reliant and self-reliant, but a cute baby who is very sensitive to kindness. Purpose: One person and one ghost can overthrow Fengxian City (no). ————This is a serious dividing line Three hundred years ago, the Yan Dynasty was in great prosperity, but suddenly fell into ruin. Many events of that year were buried in the long river of history. Now in the forty-seventh year of the Qi Dynasty, Gan Heng, a half-hearted ghost-catching master, received a mission: to go to the south to catch a night wandering girl. It should have been a trivial matter, but I didn't want to almost die in the temple. It's so suspenseful. My life is not good but my character is strong. Thank you for the invitation. I haven't died in the grave yet. But I was haunted by the evil ghost of Qishan: You will be worshiped by me in all your life. Gan Heng looked up at the sky: He didn't really want to live. Later, the more Gan Heng looked at this evil ghost, the more strange he felt. Was this ghost... Treating him too kindly? Even... A little too arrogant. Along the way, there is the little girl who guards the grave and plays with ghosts, the general who guards the border town and invites underworld soldiers, the Nandi Township that has changed with time, and three wine shops that are not good enough... Many things are related to the Yan Dynasty three hundred years ago. And he peeled off the cocoon and pointed directly at Fengxian City. The glorious imperial city had long since begun to rot from the inside. People seek enlightenment, monsters hope to become immortals, the world is miserable, gods and Buddhas close their eyes. People in the world worship gods when they meet, and worship Buddha when they meet. But there has never been a Buddha or immortal in this world. A game of chess that has been played for hundreds of years: "Little beast, I've been waiting for you for a long time." *Eating Guide: Plot flow! ! ! Micro group portrait! Let's talk about love when we are tired and tired! The world view of the past and present life of supernatural ghosts contains intrigues, rivers and lakes, and chaos... The ingredients are as complex as the attack. ====================================== This is the sensible pre-collection dividing line. Ji Chengfeng is a social worker who works from eight to ten every day, with severe lack of sleep. He has endless tasks, endless achievements, and endless meetings every day... He had two big dark circles on his pale face and looked like a wizened sheep. He smoked cigarettes one after another. He said to his colleagues with a dead look: "How about I just go to the leader's office to shit, let him fire me, and leave with n+1." With overwhelming resentment, the Evil Sword Immortal was reincarnated. Then one day when Ji Chengfeng was still working overtime at twelve o'clock in the evening, he received a call. "Hello, are you Mr. Ji?" There was a sticky softness in the other person's words. Ji Chengfeng: "Say." "Mr. Ji, we have found that the transaction flow of your bank card account is abnormal, and it may be suspected of money laundering. The subsequent account may be locked. In order to ensure the normal use of your account..." The little liar's voice is well-behaved, and the end of every word is full of coquettishness. Ji Chengfeng:? Damn, didn't you know he works in a bank? That day, the irritable Ji Chengfeng scolded the liar and greeted the eighteenth generation of his ancestors. The scammer didn't even hang up the phone. Finally, Ji Chengfeng got tired of scolding. The little liar was still holding his cell phone and said to him: "Thank you, Mr. Ji. I wish you success in your work and a happy life." Ji Chengfeng: I am really not a human being. But what he didn't expect was that from that day on, he would receive calls from the little liar every day. Ji Chengfeng couldn't stand it anymore, so he asked the other party why he called him every day. Little liar: Because only Mr. Ji will not hang up on me. Only by calling you every time can we achieve a valid call. Ji Chengfeng:...... Unable to bear it... Ji Chengfeng called the police and got this little liar out of the fraud company. A dull-looking child, who looks like a minor, speaks like Mr. Ji. Ji Chengfeng originally didn't want to have anything to do with this person... But this kid really... Just came out of a fraud company and entered a pornographic bar. When Ji Chengfeng fished the person out again, he had a severe headache. He looked at this stupid little liar and looked down, and he was really puzzled: "You look okay, but you are so stupid, how dare they sell it at such a high price in the bar?" The little liar stood in front of Ji Chengfeng and took off his pants without saying a word, "Mr. Ji, they say my place is valuable." Ji Chengfeng: Cao is bisexual. Intention: Everlasting love