The unlucky female student who understands cat language vs the cold painter who seems to be a cat
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On the eve of graduation, counselors are busy urging students to find jobs. When I saw the "paranormal communicator" position submitted by Chang Xile from the English College, followed by a "cat language version".
Counselor:?
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Chang Xile is a staunch materialist.
One day she suddenly discovered that she could understand cats talking.
"It's her!"
"She is our sister-in-law!"
Chang Xile opened the door of the studio and clearly heard someone calling her name, but there was no one inside. There was only a fluffy cat's tail swaying away by the window sill.
Her boyfriend Anping is also a little strange.
That day, Chang Xile took advantage of a blue-eyed long-haired cat from the school to take a nap on the roadside and put a pink bow on its head.
Later, she saw in the studio that her boyfriend had a bow of the same style in his hair.
Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 things are wrong.
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Anping is a painter, but he always stays away from the world and does not understand the rules of getting along between people. Chang Xile told him:
"Anping, remember, when asking others to do something, it's polite to ask 'can I?' To get permission."
"Also, you have to apologize if you do something sorry for someone, you know?"
A year later, when Chang Xile had closed her eyes, the white-haired, blue-eyed boy in front of her suddenly asked in a gentlemanly manner:
"Is that okay?"
[Can I kiss you? ]
Chang Xile sighed heavily in his heart, wondering why he didn't teach this cat what Chinese people mean by being reserved and "keeping everything silent"?
She opened her eyes and said provocatively: "What if I say no?"
Anping looked at her carefully, as if he were observing prey in the palm of his hand, and then he apologized lightly, as if announcing a hunting signal: "I'm really sorry."
The next second he kissed her.
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Cover thanks to my good friend Yang Lingshengxi! Welcome to the same type of article "No Kittens Catching Ghosts Without a License"!
Ps: Some supernatural settings are private settings, any similarity is purely coincidental.
Post a pre-receipt copy: "After Living with a Vampire"
* So Kong came to the Mystic Rose Manor with the letter of introduction. When the long-haired man snapped his fingers and the letter in her hand was swallowed by the flames, she knew that this Mr. Vampire was not a good person.
It's not a big problem. Her mother left a "Vampire Taming Manual" and asked her to see what steps it takes to tame a vampire?
The first note: [To capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach. ]
One day later, Kong So grieved and beat the wall: But Mom, he is a vampire!
Note 2: [Make him afraid of you]
Three days later, Lu Fanjiu grabbed the collar of the man who had secretly arranged garlic and cross holes at the door of his room. He showed no fear, showed his fangs, and smiled sinisterly: "Read less unofficial stories."
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Note 281: [There is no other way, assassinate him! ]
Kong thought for a long time and couldn't think of any chance of winning against a vampire with her fighting power. She fell asleep lying on the table in distress. Later in the night, she woke up and saw the assassination target standing by the table, staring at her notebook with interest.
The man's facial features looked particularly deep in the moonlight. He showed his sharp fangs and read out the sentence on the open notebook word for word: "Assassinate Lu Fanjiu tonight."
He laughed lowly: "Aren't you going to assassinate me?"
"I'm coming."
Kong So: QAQ I'm not I don't have you listen to my explanation——
A year later, when Lu Fanjiu completely disappeared from this world for her, Kong So finally turned to the last page of the book.
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Lu Fanjiu smiled and held Kong So's wrist, and asked in her ear:
"Do you really think that I love you just because of that manual?"
Concept: Love can cross mountains and seas