On the first day that Tongchen and his mother moved to their new home, he stood in front of the beautiful rose flower wall and met Lu Qianli stuck in the crack of the wall.
The little boy who looked like a big golden retriever stretched out a hand towards him, blinked his big eyes, twisted his big manly butt, and looked at Tongchen pitifully,
"Help."
Tongchen: "."
From that day on, the story of grievance between Tongchen and the noodle that he couldn't get rid of began.
Kindergarten.
In order to become friends with Tongchen, Lu Qianli often hid in dog holes and peeped.
One day, he discovered that Tongchen liked the puppy next door very much. Every time the puppy next door licked Tongchen, Tongchen would kindly touch and squeeze the big dog.
Therefore, when Lu Qianli stood in front of Tong Chen and licked Tong Chen's nose, Lu Qianli couldn't figure out why Tong Chen said, "Wow! ' And gave him a slap.
The big dog who was watching the whole process said: Brother, what kind of strength do you have, learn from me and be a dog licker.
First grade of elementary school.
The school organized a trip to the zoo, and Lu Qianli insisted on taking Tongchen to the lake to see the big birds.
Lu Qianli held Tongchen's little hand, patted his chest, and said confidently: "Follow me, and I will take you to grasp the chicken's beak."
Half an hour later, the teacher, who was busy clearing the head count, suddenly heard a loud bang in his ears, and turned around to see——
Tongchen, the most quiet and well-behaved person, was crying and running away.
The goose chased after him.
Lu Qianli, who was chasing the big goose, grabbed a white feather of unknown origin in his hand and shouted at the big goose:
"Stop! If you dare to bully Chenchen, see if I don't stew you!"
That night, Lu Qianli's mother invited Tong Chen to eat goose meat at home. Lu Qianli knelt by the wall, tears of regret flowing from the corners of his mouth.
When he entered middle school, Lu Qianli thought that he had been able to avoid all the pitfalls that would make Tongchenchen angry. After all, he had already stepped on all the pitfalls in the first twelve years of his life (⌒_⌒;)
The journey is thousands of miles: the boat has passed the Ten Thousand Mountains! (*^▽^*)
——At this time, the long-lost father-in-law made a grand appearance, and was very unhappy with Lu Qianli, a yellow man.
A Thousand Miles of Road: Wumeng Mountain is connected to the mountains outside the mountain: (
For a time, daddy had to bear the burden of chasing his wife to the crematorium, his genius son's IQ crushing, and the old father's sense of crisis that my little boy was about to be abducted by the yellow guy next door. For a while, daddy, the overbearing boss, had shoulders wider than Korean men.
Lu Qianli felt secretly happy and said sarcastically: "Your dad is in a mess."
The cheating Tongchen smiled coldly: "Quickly take advantage of the chaos and take a sip."
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Finally, when Tongchen came of age, Boss Ba finally succeeded in pursuing his wife.
He looked at his outstanding, handsome, and handsome son and said earnestly: "Baby, you are an adult. Your father and I have been holding back some words and I can finally tell you."
"That damn yellow guy has no good intentions. You must keep your distance from him."
Tongchen hesitated to speak, his face slowly turned red.
The next second, Lu Qianli ran over from the next door, bowed and knelt down to the boss, and said respectfully: "Dad!"
Boss Ba: "???"
My child, this is not filial.
Tongchen covered his face, but Lu Qianli was stupid enough to lose his face. But he still blushed, shyly but firmly standing next to Lu Qianli.
Huang Mao held his good son's hand tightly and smiled so proudly.
That night, the boss hugged his wife and cried: "Will he be abducted by Huang Mao even if he gives birth to a son?"
Note:
[The social gangster with a brain circuit that is different from ordinary people, Sunshine Puppy Gong (Lu Qianli) × Cold Beauty with Black Sesame Stuffing and Cheating Dad Shou (Tongchen)]
[I am attacking Huangmao because I am a quarter of a foreigner, but my heart is still Chinese. I got 66 in English in the College Entrance Examination.
#What happened to those bosses who chased their wives to the crematorium and mommies who ran with the ball?
#Fireproofantitheftantiyellowhair
# Damn it, my house was still stolen, the weather is cold and the roads are broken!
#Any man can be a father, but only a sexy middle-aged man who is determined to become a father can become a daddy
Intention: We must all strive to grow upward
