
Help Sleep and Become a God at Shanhai Zoo
在山海动物园助眠封神
by Red Photo (红照)
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- Completed
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- 373k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
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- JJWXC
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[Babys, the sweet book is only 8.9 Yuan ~ show your heart~ ] When the sleep aid teacher Song Wenbin was about to die, he was bound to the interstellar system and became a zoo keeper. Feed the former super god of war, the abandoned beasts of the mountains and seas that became insomniac and crazy due to the disorder of demon power. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the park, he was chased by the Snake Snake and the Nine-tailed Divine Fox in turn, drove him away, and was warned: Anyone who enters the park again will die. Now there are two options before us: retreat or die on the spot. Enter and be killed. He chose: live. Song Wenbin thought of the enchanting and beautiful boy who was the only breeder recognized by the mythical beasts and who also suffered from insomnia. As long as you hug this thick thigh, your survival plan will be half successful. Therefore, he customized a three-step collaboration for beautiful young people: personal counseling and sleep aid, personal Samsung Chef God, personal beauty and temptation. The first step: He successfully entered the park. Step two: He gets his wish and becomes a beautiful boy's personal pendant. As long as he perfectly implements the third step, he can solve the problem... Wait, why are there nine fox tails growing out of the beautiful boy's back? * The mythical beast destroyed the mountains and ground in the garden, hoping to distract from the pain caused by the demonic violence. Song Wenbin said calmly: This method does not work. All the divine beasts roared collectively: Human beings get out of here. Then, he customized a three-step recovery process for the mythical beasts: eating fresh food to aid sleep, receiving sleep aid treatment, and planting sleep aid plants. Step one: The mythical beast doesn't even raise its head, it's so delicious. Step 2: The mythical beast sleeps peacefully every night, it smells so good. Step 3: The mythical beast is hard-working and hard-working, so fragrant. The fur of the mythical beasts became increasingly shiny and their bodies became stronger. He expressed that he was very satisfied. The director of the clinker garden came and forced him to resign on the grounds that the garden had no revenue and high expenses. The nine-tailed fox gave an order: The candle dragon closes its eyes during the day and turns into night, and the singing snake coils around the principal. All the beasts showed their claws and threatened: Brother Song is here, you are here, Brother Song is gone, do you still want to live? The director held his head and screamed: Who is talking? He touched Mao's head and said, "Go and sharpen the claws, don't scare the director." Qiongqi turned on his belly and acted coquettishly, bared his teeth and looked sideways at the principal, and clicked his claws. Then, Song Wenbin started a live broadcast in order to change the public's violent impression of the mythical beast. Before broadcast: Netizen: Are you going crazy watching the crippled beast? Keepers, be human! Netizen: Living is painful enough, please don't let the crazy beast stain our eyes! After broadcast: The sounds of scales tapping, washing animals rubbing, feeding and chewing, and the sounds of birds and animals singing joyfully in the forest are surprisingly peaceful. The interstellar people who were tortured by mental power and suffered from insomnia finally fell into deep sleep every night. The sleep aid live broadcast is popular all over the world. Starman: We are blind! Anchor competition! The mythical beasts of mountains and seas eventually became the gods that cannot be blasphemed in the hearts of interstellar people! * Regarding the new breeders, Jiuchen said: Very annoying, with impure intentions. He procures fresh food for the mythical beasts. He followed closely and personally selected and inspected them to prevent criminals from taking advantage of the opportunity to murder them. He uses ASMR and other sleep aid skills to help the mythical beast. He summoned the mythical beast to his side and warned not to be blinded by small favors. He activated the mythical beasts to dig up the ground and planted plants to aid sleep. He will carefully test the plants one by one and will definitely find the harmful substances. After a lot of hard work, He failed to achieve his goal. This man has good patience and good methods, and is really difficult to deal with. Until the director came to the door and the fox stood in front of the window, he came to say goodbye. When the human raised his hand, he saw the small wound on the big hand, and his heart suddenly stopped beating: "You want to leave, do I allow it?" Copywriting: Uploaded on June 2, 2024, recorded. ------ The new article is being updated, please collect it~~~ "I picked up my amnesia and criticized my ex-boyfriend [ABO power]" You are the director of the Alpha Special Weather Bureau with both good looks and strength, and numerous fans. You are also a well-known bachelor. But you have a secret. Occasionally, there will be sobs as thin as a cat in the ward. There is constant suspicion from the outside world. Only you know. Locked inside is your ex-boyfriend. * The sultry and poisonous Alpha×pretends to have amnesia and criticizes the green tea Omega Yuzhang, the director of the Anomaly Detection Division of the Special Weather Bureau, is powerful and dignified. No one knows that many years ago, he was a meteorological weapon that everyone despised and feared. Until six years ago, he was killed by his beloved Omega and pushed into the deep sea, where a swarm of man-eating sharks swam. Yuzhang closed his eyes. If he could do it again, he would make the liar pay the price. In the latest case, Omega, who was sold as a lustful pet, was curled up in a dog cage and miserable, and everyone felt pity for him. Yuzhang: What a coincidence. Isn't this his ex-boyfriend? * Various tests proved that Omega had lost his memory, but he scoffed. In the assessment booth, Yuzhang forced Omega, who was kneeling at his feet, to face up and simultaneously released oppressive pheromones. "Please, please let me go." He was convinced that Omega would be exposed. Unexpectedly, Omega's eyes were red with tears and he pulled at his belt impatiently. Apparently he was stimulated to the point of entering estrus early. "Please, bite me." Yuzhang: "?" Omega's fingertips hooked the hem of his trousers, and as his eyes dropped, mad love welled up in his pupils. * After meeting Yuzhang again, Yinsha went completely crazy. Alpha sipped the juice and fantasized about kissing his neck. Alpha chewed the candy, fantasizing about eating it from his fingertips. Missing him, I came to his door in the middle of the night to flirt with him. It is suspected that he has not lost his memory, so he plays the role of the soft and stupid little clip who is the most likely to make people relax their vigilance. Until that time, Alpha released oppression pheromones. He was so excited that he trembled: Crush me quickly and eat me! The copy was uploaded at 21:40 on March 22, 2025, and a screenshot has been saved. Purpose: Don't let difficulties defeat your will. If you face it bravely, miracles will happen.







